Slowly going insane

/ 20smth with old lady hobbies / Netherlands // lover of women //

[andyoullhearitagain]

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

[bauliya]

people are so hard on him but the poor man lives with an influencer who shoots two vlogs a day

[likeahyacinth]

I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

[yaoiseme-deactivated20230226]

[cheesyradfem]

9th rule of misogyny: Men always know the “real reasons” for everything women do and say

[criptochecca]

Dutch is not a real language

[dsmsix]

sounds like someone is hebben een serieus probleem with this post

[queer-as-city-folk]

So what do you think of the mod Immersive Railroading for minecraft and its various addons?

Are you sure that's not just a photo of a Dutch train

[barin-mclegg]

They're less blocky irl

[queer-as-city-folk]

I visited Amsterdam last summer and I remember the trains being blocky

[flightyquinn]

you need to turn up your resolution settings

[queer-as-city-folk]

I could see every detail perfectly of Amsterdam, my resolution was fine

[fishrights69]

No @amtrak-official is not delusional. As someone who lives in the Netherlands that is exactly how our trains look. Especially when it's 4am and you're wasted in one of them.

[supermodelcats]

[catmask]

i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap

[countriesgame]

What do you most associate with The Netherlands?

Under the sea level

Bicycles

Tulips

Windmills

Stroopwafles

Clogs

Weed

Van Gogh

Canals

Cheese

Amsterdam (city)

Other (share in the tags!)

Voting ended onDec 8, 2023

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If you have any fun fact about the Netherlands, please tell us and I'll reblog it!

[kristina100000]

doctors in the 19th century really were like maam i diagnose you with woman

[aliisalive]

doctors in the now century really are still like Ma'am I diagnose you with woman

[the-unseelie-court-official]

You know that post about how angels and telephone towers are biologically compatible? That’s how I feel about overgrown plants and industrial machines.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

These two things can and SHOULD make offspring.

[lavitts]

Do you WANT kudzu cables?

Do you WANT invasive machinery to bury your city?

Do you WANT to be entombed in wires until you can't tell where "you" end and "we" begin?

[roach-works]

yes. reblog

[queer-as-city-folk]

Your job is simple, you only have to do 3 things

Fuck women in a homosexual manner

Rode the train to places you want to visit

Advocate for public infrastructure improvements

[seelezeit]

Advocate for public infrastructure improvements so I can ride the train to visit women I want to fuck in a homosexual manner, got it

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's exactly what people should be doing honestly

[queer-as-city-folk]

Then replace fuck women with befriend them in a kind and amicable way

[important-animal-images]

and the winner of the best costume goes too...

[firefox-official]

btw if the human hits u with the rolled up newspaper chances are you probably ate something like a shoe maybe. or a hat.

[mspaintingpost]

[catchymemes]

[sexygaywizard]

[bloodied-wolf]

[fenris-returns]

Black coffee enjoyers fighting the longest war known to man

[montereybayaquarium]

Talk about a resting fish face!

As a young flatfish grows, one eye migrates to join its pair on the other of its body. This gives them their “flat fish” appearance, as they swim about eyes-side-up. Embracing the true meaning of the side eye, some flatfish bury themselves in the sand until only their eyes are visible. They blend into their surroundings, waiting to surprise their prey or to avoid becoming prey themselves 🐟👀