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[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

sorry i got a boner when you gave me a high five i just havent had anybody want me around in a long time

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Prompt #1201

"You and me together, we're a dumpster fire."

"Sounds cozy."

[jon-lox]

ok ur couple loves each other but do they even like each other. do they get up to mischief are they little schemers together do they whisper to each other in cahoots. are they sick in the head. do other ppl think they're bad separately but 4x as worse if they're in the same room. do u know something is up if one of them is sat there by themselves laughing and the other has disappeared mysteriously. if your couple isnt giggle whispering bc of some dark jokes that theyre telling one another, theyre boring and im not interested in that romance

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[malibuklaus]

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[vanglaggle]

he's so lame and awful and swagless . i need him so badly or im going to pass out

[fist-puncher]

I keep your wanted poster. Upon the wall. It hides a nasty stain that's lying there. So don't you ask me. To give it back. I know you know it doesn't mean that much to me. I'm not in love, no, no

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[kairenn-n]

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

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From that japanese meme...Bonus under the cut

[omtai]

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

And in that moment, something awoke inside him