connor/fizzy :)

going insane - 19 - he/any

[pouletpourri]

ragapom from last year

[tinymintywolf]

blorbovember day 6: memory

ouuugh i need this show back immediately i miss her

[tacktheyak]

drew mark and helly in corporate memphis style because i hate them

[send-me-to-the-exr]

Saw this and thought of them

[kuropin]

Jax and Kinger

[divorcedwife]

i love talking to teenagers, i was talking to this 17 year old and she was like "i regret not drawing more, i should have gotten into art" girl there's still time

[grinnersmiler]

I love just looking up anything and everything

[mtsodie]

[rogdona]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[mothmate]

Girl who’s a house

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[depsidase]

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I've discerned the fundamental problem of being an extrovert with introvert friends

[drakonovisny]

hj's police station heist had me in tears :'D

[etct-deactivated20240208]

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose