fknnerd

this website is going to destroy my life and prevent me from going outside...

[grace-williams-xo]

@batshit-auspol on Twitter

[batshit-auspol]

Holy heckballs that's us

[batshit-auspol]

Runner up design for the Sydney Opera House

[batshit-auspol]

This went viral on every other platform, but for some reason it didn't seem to land here, so to make it more suitable for a Tumblr audience we now present: the runner up design for the Sydney Opera House but with a cool hat

[batshit-auspol]

[copepods]

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

[duckapus]

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

[copepods]

no fucking way dude. are you serious

[cloverture]

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

[cloverture]

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

[lordpudi]

[emiliascorner]

[drinkingisgoodforyou]

[thealmightylandlady]

This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL

[lyrslair]

I feel like this could be useful for trying to slowly pull yourself away from your depression music to something more uplifting without it being jarring…

[fenmere]

Link above is broken, so here:

[casket-of-beauty]

[red-mercer]

People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they

[paulsebert]

Marble is a medium in which you can be horny on main and everyone’s like “wow that’s classy.”

[alexaloraetheris]

I think having skills to construct flesh out of stone gives you as much right to be horny on main as any creator god.

[tlbodine]

Pygmalion would agree

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[falconfate]

Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid

[thememedaddy]

[chewie-santatoast]

[acanoeandlifejackets]

Colin: men are simple creatures, just bat your eyes and wave your fan.

Penelope: *bats her eyes and waves her fan*

Colin (sweating): Fuck she’s good.

[catchymemes]

[sheepscot]

Oh, dad's over there. He needs to hold me

Oh, dad's over there. He needs to hold me

Oh, dad's over there. He needs to hold me

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

HIM????

[theepicyus]

it's real btw

[cuddlefl00fs]

Op here, we're going strong!! Here's a picture of our Goob shrine

[eduardosaverin7-archive]

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

[only-tiktoks]

[modmad]

you're saying 'student' when I gotta tell you that pro film makers do very similar shit ALL the time this is just learning the craft

[sandmandaddy69]

[ratica]

hmmm

ORONGE

[bluejello]

MOOBARU

[piscesxmoon]

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

[charlesoberonn]

[gheycowboyespressokell]

[soul-hammered]

nobody goes to the time bean except tourists tbh

[enki2]

[generalbooty]

in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is

[stereolights]

dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING

[casablancasandthevoidz-deactiva]

they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!

[stereolights]

oh my god

[batshit-auspol]

Bringing this back

[shayennelovesbooks]

Violet making a plan

Tairn disagreeing with the plan

Dain disagreeing with the plan

Tairn agreeing with the plan bc who does Dain thinks he is disagreeing with Violet