âWhen I was just a young boy my mother spilled hot water on to one side of my face and said son, donât grow up to be an unfashionable guy with a horrible goatee like this stranger thatâs talking to you right nowâ
âSo you cover a water burn with a emo ghost mask? My goatee looks better then yours and at least I donât stink of booze from a mile away. Also your hair looks like you could poke a eye out do you wash it?â










