the Derp Squad

this is the blog for a team of superheros with.... less conventional superpowers. 

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Scriffer Alien pet

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FLAPPA FLAPPA MY CHILD!!!!!!!

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Chimera Heads

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Creepy heros

What if.....

“Superheros” were monsters, like werewolves, vampires, or zombies. They save the day and we supply them food....sounds like a fair trade

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Weird weakness

What if...

There was a superhero so strong and powerful it would put Super Man to shame, this guy or girl has it all strength, flight, super scenes, mind power, and looks...

But! They have one weakness....they can’t bend or break spoons!...think about it! A super villain that has a spoon theme.

Hero: HA! THESE CHAINS WILL NOT STOP ME FROM SAVING THE CITY, DOCTOR SPOON!!!

Villain: look again hero. The chains are made of SPOONS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hero: OH NO!!!!!!

To be continued...?

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Chimera is the villain.....

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Mr. Dox is a secret billionaire how helps out FLAPPA FLAPPA. Hazel is Mr. Dox's cleaning lady or maid, Little is known about the backstory Both of them used to be extremely old until phoenix gave them a special drink that brings back someone's youth.

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Phoenix is crazy intelligent (sci-fi level) in order to be close to the fight but not in any real danger he creates clones as a substitute. whenever one of the clones dies he replaced it with a new one.

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Red can cry blood, surprisingly useful of in a tight situation

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Mime can create anything out of thin air as long as she acts it out

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Boomer can explode at will and reform after a few minutes

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an explanation

this is not just a weird as crap random blog with two gifs of a strange superhero dude, it’s a weird as crap random blog about a team of strange superheros.

there’s the flappa dude (name subject to change), who can fly, but only if he puts his fists on his kidneys, shoulders cocked foreward, and wiggles his arms while saying “flap flap flap”

there’s the explosion kid (name also subject to change) who can explode. literally, he explodes, it’s kinda morbid if you think about it, but he usually reforms a minute later. unfortunately, his clothes do not survive the explosion, so before he gets his magical supersuit he’s buck naked when he reforms.

there will be more superheros on the team!! !!  ! ! we just need to make them

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Flap flap flap FLAP FLAP

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@darkwatertopaz this is equally the best and worst thing i have ever drawn

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welcome to the blog, we shall start out with the leader of the team.