life is simple, it's just not easy

25 year old female just trying to adult.

[nik-the-bik]

Dracula Daily, June 29th

[lesbianhallieparker]

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEENNNN

[willelbyers]

i think we're ALL disney's first openly gay character

[kumboochies]

I’m not Disney’s anything

[daggers-drawn-returns]

[scottish-valkyrie]

By talos, this can't be happening

[babyanimalgifs]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

I love seeing videos of pandas being manhandled

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

he loves you give him a hug you monster

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[sindri42]

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

[graycoin]

Crime porthole

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this was designed by cats

[ilovecatsandbaking]

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

[lurking96]

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

[dojacat]

Using Tumblr Mobile is like

[afeelgoodblog]

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

[theroseandthebeast]

[cineastette]

you will not believe the date i just had

[physcicfuckface]

I miss this meme

[rabbitgiftideas]

“9/13 this year is the Chinese mid-autumn festival(a.k.a moon festival). Guess who are making mooncakes for us on the moon!” (x-post: /r/aww) https://ift.tt/31nZaBw

[barlowstreet]

I have never loved anything like I love that little bunny in the top right corner with the mold.

[femgirlfriend-moved]

[dalniente]

[junkfoodcinemas]

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) dir. John Singleton

[skelebells]

that one olympic sharpshooter

[obsessedeliza]

[normal-horoscopes]

Bitches don't know about the firmament

[normal-horoscopes]

[goddess-complex]

wait do flat earthers think the stars are like printscreened onto the big snowglobe??? like moon is like a glow in the dark decal slapped on the inside of a fishbowl?????

[normal-horoscopes]

No the stars are normal. Earth is the only flat planet. At least, according to flat earthers that is.

[normal-horoscopes]

Yeah okay that isn't universally true. There are several competing theories among flat earthers as to how the stars work, I just think that's the funniest one.

There are some Ptolemaic Truthers who literally believe that the heavens is a great dark vault through which the light of god shines.

[normal-horoscopes]

Y'all have to understand that I have to physically restrain myself from writing entire essays whenever the flat earth comes up. I have a deep seeded animal desire to inflict the golf ball earth and the torus sun on people, and if I start my hands will hurt.

[normal-horoscopes]

BITCHES DONT KNOW ABOUT AGARTHA

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[babyanimalgifs]

Caught my dog doing a lil two step at the park like it's nothing

(Source)

[pattinsonsupremacy]

simu liu used to model for stock images and now he’s using them as reaction pics- THIS MAN IS TRULY SOMETHING ELSE I LOVE HIM

[whatamidoingqueer]

VINDICATIONNNNN

[guerrillatech]

[emotionalpossum]

If you can't answer "Why" for a child, there’s no reason to ask them to do something.

Why do they have to clean their room? Because it's an important part of learning to take care of their space, and their things.

Why do they need to do x chore? Because part of being a family is helping out with household responsibilities. We all do various things to take care of our space and each other.

Why do they need to go visit such and such relative? Because such and such relative enjoys seeing them, and part of the way we show we care about that person is by visiting.

Why can't they run around in a restaurant? Because when we're in public spaces we behave in certain ways to make sure everyone can enjoy the space. There are other spaces that are meant for running around and being loud.

It's surprisingly easy to answer "Why" if you actually take their question seriously.