a little denial never hurt

Hannah. Sometimes, New Jersey.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gerard Way tried to run me over in a bus.

[themostfangtastic]

was it the down with cis bus

[phillip-bankss]

joe biden fanart

[daily-cats]

Aww look at this beautiful kitty

[adamthegirl]

these were pictures of a sphynx cat, ffs. tumblr removed them because the bot detected skin. so dumb at times, this site.

[crtter]

[ravensloane]

ROARING 20s AGAIN Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THT MEANS

[ddcc95]

got damn. this hits different 7 months into the 20′s

[owlcitytweets]

[supergameboytwo]

[everythingfox]

Petting a mighty fine duck

[statecryptids]

A smooth friend

[kaijuno]

Y’all are like “ooh top energy ooh bottom energy ooh big dick energy” BITCH I ain’t got no energy I’m so depressed and I’m so tired,,,,,,,,,, pls I just want a nap

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[liquor]

[flatline-blur]

hi tumblr

it’s been a while i guess

[alwaysbewoke]

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha 

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

in case u wanna see samuel l jackson’s response

[flatline-blur]

me on my deathbed

husband: *sniff* Oh, what will I do without you? How will I cope?

me: *croaks* Come closer

husband: *comes closer*

me: ｈｉｒｅ ａ ｓａｍｕｒａｉ

[spacehunter-m]

[memeseverdie]

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… :(

[404bot-deactivated20171021]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[left-reminders]

[rabbiteclair]

this poster in Nichijou predicted modern tumblr like five years ahead of time

[otherwindow]

If Blue Diamond and Yellow Diamond fused it’d just be Marge Simpson

[otherwindow]

I’ll invade Earth with you sweetie pie

[sonderingtrashcompactor]

Goodbye earth (I’m so sorry)