Logical. Flawlessly Logical.

She/Her/Hers//Bi and in a relationship//TERFs, MAGA and minors DNI I write fanfic and occasional original stuff! I love music, writing, and playing Dungeons & Dragons. AO3 Accout: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Flawlesslogic5

[edgebug]

it means so much to me that rocky's lead puppeteer james ortiz got to voice him and got like. full billing right next to ryan gosling in the opening credits. and he's gotten to do interviews and red carpet appearances and talk about puppetry and it's all being taken so seriously just like he's any other type of actor. gonna make me cry fr. like they could have gotten some famous person to be rocky's voice to try and pull more star power but. they went with the guy who acted him. and like of course they did. like there he is. how could they do anything else. he's right there and he's perfect

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.

[duckbunny]

one day you think: I want to die.

and then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I want a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book.

and I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to sit in the sun

I want a cleaner kitchen

I want a better job

I want to live somewhere else

I want to live

[drag00ni]

knights kissing

[flawlesslogic5]

@aroace-get-out-of-my-face

[stemmmm]

@tempusedax-rerum pointed out this is actually a really good DBT skill and if Bill managed to put it to use, it would be a huge step forward in therapy for him. and I think that would make him really mad

[aesuwang]

POV: stan needs to make more sales so he tends to the lgbt community

college is so stressful this was a vent piece LMFAO

[loveridden1999]

i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either

[loveridden1999]

what the fuck man

[animentality]

[animentality]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[doritofdoom]

I wish this made it to the final episode it would be so funny 💔

[komakesthings]

Very excited to finally share some pictures of my Dread Pirate Frogerts build! I've been thinking about making this outfit for my Kermit for a while now, but the proper motivation to actually get this done was hearing that Cary Elwes was announced as a guest for my local comic convention! So with any luck Dread Pirate Frogerts will be getting to meet the real Westley very soon.

A shocking amount of work went into making this little outfit... I completely underestimated the amount of time I would need to put all this together. Though a good chunk of that was me getting way too wrapped up in perfectionism... ask me how many times I re-did the smocking on the sleeves (On second thought, don't, it's embarrassing). Here I thought I had been con-crunching with Piggy last year... technically, I only just finished Kermit today, and the convention starts Thursday. Lots of internal (and external) screaming was had with this build. I did film the majority of it, with plans to turn it into a full video and reel in the future... maybe once I've had a chance to recoup from aforementioned con-crunch.

[animentality]

[thesituation]

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

[thesituation]

you’re scaring me

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[ivanoyva]

What. What. What. What.

[leolaroot]

im gonna pop some.tag

[mendedrum]

Mcgucket being the one who lead the remaining townspeople to take shelter in the Mystery Shack was awesome ngl. What prompted him to bring the others there? Did his prior knowledge of the machinery under the shack help in his decision? Did he hope that maybe Dipper and his friends had some sort of solution? Did he know Ford has returned and has somehow protected the building? (he wasn't surprised when Mabel and Dipper told everybody about Ford)

What was the scene like between him and Stan? Like I don't think Stan would have been aware of him being Ford's research assistant, there's nothing in the show to say he was informed about Mcgucket's real identity post-portal.

Also, Stan retained calling Mcgucket "Possum Breath." Like were they both aware who the other actually was at this point? Or did they just ignored each other awkwardly the whole week while living under the same roof? Did Fiddleford still pretend to be nuts or was he finally more sober around Stan Pines??

[gin-juice-tonic]

weee

[mxgriswold]

Mabel and her Grunkles. (she gets to fill Ford in on pop culture history where Dipper can’t)

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