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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I always say that the thing which sets Sargent apart as a portrait artist is that he draws/paints literally every subject - no matter their gender, social position, life vs representational drawing etc - like he is right that minute realising he's desperately in love with them. And it rules every single time.
Examples pulled just from his Wikipedia page most popular works. Absolutely devastating scenes for bisexuals for over a century
Don't forget the ALLIGATORS. He loves them too.
I’ve actually been fucking your son for 10 years. Thank you for pasta
I do love that when the Heated Rivalry’s show runner was asked about casting queer actors to play queer characters he ignored the bait and was just straight up like “You can’t ask that. That’s illegal.” lmao because yeah. It is. Weird how a lot of discourse on this subject acts like this is not a factor.
I mean, who brings an entire library to sea? Baby Bonnet, that’s who. Oh, it’s so perfectly you. It’s so impractical.
kathony + tags part 7
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“Anthony Bridgerton Thirst Is Officially Upon Us” - Glamour
some gorl with perky B-cup titties: i love not wearing a bra! i think everyone would be better off without them #freethenipple
me, a literal Titty Monster™ with a bigass chest: right…..ok…..
One of the many things that makes cosplay so awesome is that absolutely anyone can do it. The Department of Awesome Parenting salutes the Cosplay Parents, a mother and father duo who, inspired by their cosplaying daughter, are taking advantage of their retirement to cosplay their hearts out.
They like to cosplay complementary, age-appropriate characters such as Carl and Ellie from Pixar’s movie Up (as though Ellie survived to go adventuring with Carl) or Captain America and Peggy Carter as though they were able to grow old together. Awww!
Follow the Cosplay Parents on Facebook to check out more of their delightful and heartwarming costumes.
[via Fashionably Geek]
kylo ren willingly killed thousands of god dang people
ya know the kylo ren/loki/handsome jack/any-fucking-villain-with-a-schlong woobification used to be something i could summon a little patience for like “okay they clearly don’t get how nasty they’re being but no one else is getting hurt so whatever”
but nowaday i have the experience to know it DOES hurt people. it’s unhealthy and selfish and my tolerance for it has withered and burst aflame like anakin’s pasty ass. I aint got the energy for these nasty fucks telling everyone to ~stop ruining their fun and to ~~stop telling me my sweetie hunk is a meanie punk he’d NEVER hurt me. like none of ya’ll wanna examine how unhealthy those statements are? no one said you can’t like a villain but sure as the day be long no one asked you to photoshop the slasher smile off their yearbook pic.
do you know what a bunch of folks see when you take these villains and pat them on the head like you can spray some fabreez and wish away everything evil about them? they see a sign in neon lights reading “everything they did was okay”. congrats on feeding into media victim blaming culture, my dude! yo dagun fiction man come shove some granny down a well and you’re gonna give her a ticket for disturbing the peace
but THAT AIN’T YOU, YOU SAY??? your fanon version is different and does gardening and moonlights as a cat shelter volunteer and therefore no one has a right to be offended by it?? naw. it don’t work that way, sorry to piss in your cherrios bud. that character does not exist in a vacuum. you don’t get to invalidate and wave off how you’re affecting people just because fiction man has the luscious locks.
like its good to keep in mind people can grow out of this junk, sometimes they REALLY had no idea and hey that’s human! lord knows we all have had awful phases that farted in someone’s face and sometimes just pointing these things out gently does wonders. the guys I ain’t got the time of day for are the ones who do it over and over again with negative fucks to give about their impact.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to those guys: ya’ll are gross, stay far FAR away from me because You Are Not Safe and anyway i’m pretty sure i could form an ocean between us with my salt.
To quote Brooklyn 99, “cool motive, still murder.”
such edge. much darkness.
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oh my god okay @all tourists coming to new york for the first time:
street hot dogs should be one dollar, maybe a dollar fifty. anything more than that and theyre swindling you. walk another block and get urself a decently priced hot dog
you dont have to yell “TAXI” when ur tryin to hail a cab, we all know u want a cab, thats why ur sticking ur arm up like a square
seriously. walk faster and in a tighter clump. people have things to do and the sidewalk is not yours to command
thats all please come visit nyc but do it smartly
addendum: nobody here calls it the big apple casually its like the number one way to spot a tourist and could lead to aforementioned overpriced hot dogs
reblog to save a tourist
also: don’t mention you are visiting or not from ny when you’re in a taxi bc taxi drivers will take this info and take you on a detour that will make your cab ride more expensive bc you aren’t a native and won’t realize it’s a dumb way to go… always act like you know what you’re doing in a cab (ie know the cross street, just an address won’t do you any good) or you will get screwed -tips from a new yorker
and for god’s sake pLEASE STOP standing at the top of the subway stairs to check your phone, who raised you, was it PHONE WOLVES, you are BLOCKING THE STAIRS and people are wishing you great ill for your terrible actions.
and if you are on an escalator, the right side is for people who want to enjoy the ride, the left side is for people who have shit to do and need to keep walking. DO NOT STAND SIDE BY SIDE ON AN ESCALATOR BLOCKING EVERYONE TRYING TO WALK
Also, when visiting Penn Station, it is a maze of suck. Do not stand around, open-mouthed like a fish in the middle of the concourse. WE GOTS PLACES TO BE PEOPLE.
Do not make the decision to hold the train doors open lightly. Everyone will hate you, and that is their right. Especially don’t do this during rush hour, since another train is almost definitely 2-5 minutes away and everyone is trying to go to work/get home and you are delaying that process.
Do not try to enter the subway until everyone has gotten off. Wait in either side of the door. Also, if you’re on the subway and someone is trying to get past you to the door, MOVE. don’t ask questions, just move. If they’re looking out the door going to the door, assume they’re leaving and just make room so they can leave.
why do y'all move so fast
Do not ask for whom the hotline blings; it blings for thee
a fanzine about the fated and indestructible bond between the five members of english-irish boyband ONE DIRECTION and the way it has warmed my soul
34 pages of photos, quotations, and personal musings; b&w, $5 + shipping.
Yo get on this.
in you and i, there’s a new land …
