25 || Bisexual nonbinary disaster || She/he/it +neos
Budding Bat Biologist and autistic little freak
Currently hyperfixating on: Gravity Falls, Binding of Isaac and Hades
Ask me about my OCs (P L E A S E)
Finally getting around to making an actual intro post
My name’s Riley, I’m a 25 year old queer autistic idiot. You can also call me Netscape or whatever
I like to yell about my sad little blorbos and sometimes I write or maybe even draw a tiny bit. Everything on this blog will be kept mostly clean. Sometimes a little suggestive or sexy but you won’t get jumpscared by anything too racy
I am alterhuman, specifically wolfdogkin and bathearted! Don’t like it? You’re welcome to leave!
What’s my gender? I don’t fucking know
Seriously, I have no clue what’s happening anymore and I am too tired and afraid to find out
My pronouns:
She/her
He/him
It/its
Bat/bats
Bite/bites
Vae/vam/vaer/vameself
Watch/watcher/watchers/watcherself
Rai/rain/rains
I don’t really care whether you use my neos or not. Use them, or don’t. Just don’t tell me what to do
Looking for questionable opinions of the nsfw variety? That’s my alt, @flirtymauz
Looking for my rp/gravity falls oc ask blog? That’s @hawaiian-shirts-and-coyote-bones
I do not accept donation requests of any kind
I’m sorry if that makes me selfish or cold hearted, I cannot help you
My specific tags, I try to tag when I can but I do not always have the spoons for it or forget
Riley Rambles: My tag for all my text posts and yelling
Riley writes: My writing tag
Riley doodles: for my art
Riley Shitposts: For when I am specifically shitposting
My ocs: For all my personally made little guys
That’s going on the fridge: For posts that I in particular really like
Yes it’s okay to punch Nazis!: For all Nazi punching
Things I need to show my gf/things to show my gf: Posts that other people have made that made me just go “Oh my girlfriend would love this!”
For later: Stuff I’m saving for later use. What’re you, a cop?
Death Cab for Queuetie: For all my queued posts, the old one was “I’ll never forget queue”
The beloved moots/beloved: When I’m talking about my beloved mutuals
Stuff for da moots: When I’m tagging my moots
La creature/creature moment: A sorta kinda alterhuman tag I use….I’m working on consistency. No longer using La creature as a tag
Batposting: ✨Bats✨
Riley’s being fucking edgy again: Venting and just generally gloomposting shit. Quite literally, me being an edgy shithead on main, feel free to block
Important: for anything I deem important, ranges from politics, PSAs to big deal news
No real DNI anymore. That said:
I would prefer that people who ship incest or incest adjacent on their blog do not interact with me. I’m fully aware that I can’t stop you, but it would just make me WAY more comfortable if you kept it as far away from me as possible.
Otherwise I don’t really care TOO much, I am enough of a series of rent lowering shots that I’m not too worried?
I’m not really not interested in witch hunts or drama, I’m too tired for that, if I’m not comfortable with you following me, I’ll just block you.
pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time
The 250 year anniversary of the USA is coming up and normally I’d join in on the hype for fun because no matter how critical you are of your country a little performative flag waving is fun sometimes but I’m not really feeling it this year even more than usual.
Which is a shame because the US flag is such a good design to make quilts out of. Like if I were gonna make a US flag quilt this would be the year to do it but alas. The everything.
When the average heterosexual family man complains about his family not respecting him, it is almost always because there is absolutely nothing about him to respect and he has made no effort to connect with any of them and he considers the slightest pushback or lack of affection a sign of ‘disrespect’. When the average heterosexual family woman complains about her family not respecting her, it’s usually because her 14 year old son keeps calling her a bitch and throwing things at her while her husband laughs. The difference is so fucking stark.
I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip
You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.
Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.
Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.
Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
I keep getting tourism ads revolving around the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence and I think there is this thought that this will be like the bicentennial in 1976 and all these businesses will profit from patriotic merch sales and tourism to historical sites and it’s so out of touch it’s insane. Nobody is proud to be an American. I’ve never been patriotic but I’m not even in the mood to be like “FUCK King George! FUCK British colonial rule.” Just reading the Declaration of Independence hurts because that shit is so ironic.
