Finally getting around to making an actual intro post
My name’s Riley, I’m a 25 year old queer autistic idiot. You can also call me Netscape or whatever
I like to yell about my sad little blorbos and sometimes I write or maybe even draw a tiny bit. Everything on this blog will be kept mostly clean. Sometimes a little suggestive or sexy but you won’t get jumpscared by anything too racy
I am alterhuman, specifically wolfdogkin and bathearted! Don’t like it? You’re welcome to leave!
What’s my gender? I don’t fucking know
Seriously, I have no clue what’s happening anymore and I am too tired and afraid to find out
My pronouns:
She/her
He/him
It/its
Bat/bats
Bite/bites
Vae/vam/vaer/vameself
Watch/watcher/watchers/watcherself
Rai/rain/rains
I don’t really care whether you use my neos or not. Use them, or don’t. Just don’t tell me what to do
Looking for questionable opinions of the nsfw variety? That’s my alt, @flirtymauz
Looking for my rp/gravity falls oc ask blog? That’s @hawaiian-shirts-and-coyote-bones
I do not accept donation requests of any kind
I’m sorry if that makes me selfish or cold hearted, I cannot help you
My specific tags, I try to tag when I can but I do not always have the spoons for it or forget
Riley Rambles: My tag for all my text posts and yelling
Riley writes: My writing tag
Riley doodles: for my art
Riley Shitposts: For when I am specifically shitposting
My ocs: For all my personally made little guys
That’s going on the fridge: For posts that I in particular really like
Yes it’s okay to punch Nazis!: For all Nazi punching
Things I need to show my gf/things to show my gf: Posts that other people have made that made me just go “Oh my girlfriend would love this!”
For later: Stuff I’m saving for later use. What’re you, a cop?
Death Cab for Queuetie: For all my queued posts, the old one was “I’ll never forget queue”
The beloved moots/beloved: When I’m talking about my beloved mutuals
Stuff for da moots: When I’m tagging my moots
La creature/creature moment: A sorta kinda alterhuman tag I use….I’m working on consistency. No longer using La creature as a tag
Batposting: ✨Bats✨
Riley’s being fucking edgy again: Venting and just generally gloomposting shit. Quite literally, me being an edgy shithead on main, feel free to block
Important: for anything I deem important, ranges from politics, PSAs to big deal news
No real DNI anymore. That said:
I would prefer that people who ship incest or incest adjacent on their blog do not interact with me. I’m fully aware that I can’t stop you, but it would just make me WAY more comfortable if you kept it as far away from me as possible.
Otherwise I don’t really care TOO much, I am enough of a series of rent lowering shots that I’m not too worried?
I’m not really not interested in witch hunts or drama, I’m too tired for that, if I’m not comfortable with you following me, I’ll just block you.
1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer
2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung
3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)
4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK
5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money
Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.
also yes, i know those berries are massive considering what they are. no i do not know how the berry dude at the farmers market achieves this, his gooseberries are also kinda hilariously huge.
hm. this sounds kinda euphemistic.
I promise I have had no relation to the berry guy's personal gooseberries
I have a set of siblings that are ghastly line gijinkas that I’ve had since I was in like. Middle school???
They go back and forth on whether they are homeless or just hella poor, they also commit crime to survive and like scaring the shit out of people so they can be left alone.
Gaz (he/him)
Eldest brother (25)
Gengar Gijinka
Taking care of his siblings since their mom died 8 years ago
Different dad than his siblings, doesn’t consider that counting as them not being full blood siblings
Smokes the same cigarettes she used to
Plus sized! He takes after his mom in that regard
High school drop out, was already struggling in school, dropped out to help take care of his mom and family
Physically the strongest, best at fighting
Deeply insecure about being “The dumb one”
Lives exclusively for his family
Wants Hurst and Gwyn to get out of poverty and live good lives
Terrified of the day they outgrow needing him
Pierced his own ears multiple times, thinks that makes him cool
Hurst (he/him)
Middle brother (15/16)
Haunter Gijinka
String bean, his ass did NOT get any of the wide genes
Keeps his hair long and in a ponytail
Seems very calm and collected at first glance, is in fact very anxious
Inexplicably well spoken
Exceptionally smart and clever
Would love to go to college but feels it’s not in the cards for them
Intense anxiety over health and disease, constantly worried about his own well being and the health of people he loves
Really wishes Gaz would quit smoking
Likes wearing gloves to avoid touching things that are “dirty”
(Don’t tell him that isn’t how that works)
Gwyn (they/them)
Youngest sibling (11/12)
Shiny Gastly Gijinka
Scene kid adjacent
Favorite style is just bright and spooky and kind of hard to look at
Hair is split dyed purple and teal? Unclear if it’s actually dye or not
Delightfully weird
A little too enthusiastic about committing crime
Has a LOT of energy
Also big time anxious
Status effect gremlin
Honestly barely remembers their mom
Seems…strangely well adjusted for having been homeless since being a toddler?
incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like
thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now
what is happening
yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that
im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"
so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!
