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therealraewest

Canon homosexual Castiel fighting off demons in megahell or wherever

noombr1memedigger

If that had been the dash con ball pit it would’ve been the most unholiness of posts

therealraewest

Buddy this picture was taken from INSIDE the ballpit. The Cas is throwing one of the ballpit balls.

transhuman-priestess

gay-irl

dutchmemes

Zou je eerder maïsvocht of knakvocht drinken? Ikzelf zou voor het maïsvocht gaan

Ik ben vegetariër dus maisvocht

pussykech

waarom niet beide? cocktail

dutchmemes

dihydrogenmonoxideawareness

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

etherealastraea

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

bluegone

I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams-deacti

may our education be stronger than fake news

darthlenaplant

Amen.

chubby-aphrodite

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

mod2amaryllis

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

yup. that’s a higher number alright.

youngalientype

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

45percenterthen

love the vibe of us all being adults with jobs and degrees and yet we’re all here logging into tumblr dot com to academically discuss hit cw show supernatural. we r all wine connoisseurs lovingly choosing to drink battery acid <3

satanstrousers

I experienced magic in Central Park today

maricoelhoart-deactivated202512

animal abuse is so sad

gaylor-moon

running into stores and being the only one with a mask on feels like this

axolotl-bucket

There ya go

tiktoksthataregood-ish

thatqueerchoirkid

wait guys its december no no no my brain is still comprehending the end of october

imaveryevilgirl

WAIT IT’S DECEMBER??

lesbianpwnieswithweapons

Looks like we succeed in no November November

sandersstudies

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

sandersstudies

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

hoonkus-deactivated20230701

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

sandersstudies

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

sandersstudies

Bold of you to assume he’s not well past that point.

millennial-review-deactivated20

I loved seeing the page of the script, is there a place I can find it, or would you be open to sharing a particularly interesting page? I love seeing the intents and how the actors have them interpreted it! (I usually like behind the scenes stuff better than the actual production.) are

There is a place you can find the whole script, yes. It has been published in book form.