bananas on le floor

where I make shit posts that are mostly gay

[floor-banana]

OFFICIAL INTRODUCTIONS PAGE!!!!

Hi! My name is Floor_Banana, however you can also call me Sunny :3 I am Agender, and you can refer to me as They/Them :)

I have a second blog by the name of snunnyblud where I post actual art and fanfic updates, so if anyone wants to keep up there I will run that account to the best of my ability. :) Link here.

I am an OSC member and fan of Alan Becker on YT! I also am interested in the LoZ Games and Kirby Games/Anime.

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OBJECT SHOWS I'VE WATCHED:

-Inanimate Insanity (Seasons 1-3)

-HFJOne

-PPT2 (Both seasons)

-TPOT & BFB

-Animatic Battle & Object Fool

-ITFT

-Battle For Circle

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I am an artist, cosplayer, and fanfiction writer! You can find me on Ao3 via the handle 'Floor_Banana', I mainly write Alan Becker Fanfics.

At the moment I do not take art requests, but I might at some point!

Feel free to ask me to talk about my AU's, or about any Fandom I've listed at the bottom!

I am a minor, please do not make NSFW jokes on here. Silly gags are funny but anything past that are not allowed. I make them about myself sometimes but any made towards me will not be tolerated.

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FANDOMS I'M IN:

-The Object Show Community/OSC (Shows I've watched listed above)

-Alan Becker

-Legend of Zelda

-Kirby (Games & Anime)

-Omori

-NCIS (I've watched seasons 1-6, and then I watched 12-17 because Netflix sucks)

-Cookie Run (I've only played CRK, sorry)

-DQB2

-Homestuck (completed it!!!)

-Lego Monkie Kid (All seasons)

-Pokémon (Games, Anime, not Pokéspe yet but soon)

-Minecraft (ARG's, MCYT, the game itself, the books, yeah.)

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[andrea-has-a-malicious-intent]

Cursed ass post i don’t believe this has only 4 notes

[house-offical]

It’s me in the background! :D

[algae122]

amazing

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

THE NOTES ARE BROKEN I REPEAT THE NOTES ARE BROKEN

[no-one-offical]

‎

[evil-man-offical]

I ate the notes

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

What??

You didnt leave any for me???

[s3ct0rr]

he misses his bf

[biglawbear]

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

[biglawbear]

The Lord sheareth me.

[alkatyn]

- Job 1:22

[eddoovi]

Some random anatomy study for slimeknight and even more Avery stickers

[misscrazyfangirl321]

You’ve heard of “Fake Dating.” Now get ready for

Fake Family

1. “This guy is being a creep and won’t leave me alone. Will you pretend to be my overprotective older brother for five minutes?”

2. “The nurse said only family was allowed back here, so I told her we were siblings. Just go along with it.”

3. “That person asked if I was your S/O. I’m sick of people not believing when I say we’re friends, so I said we were siblings.”

4. “I’m your bodyguard, but the event you’re going to does not allow bodyguards, so I’m now your sibling.”

5. “I was on a date, and the person made me uncomfortable, so I told them my parent was a cop. Only problem: My parents are dead, and you’re the only cop I know. Help?”

6. “We have a very elaborate story of how we’re related that we tell everyone when they meet us. No one has any idea that it isn’t true.” 

7. “I told someone we were siblings, but we look nothing alike, so you said I was adopted. Now they want to have dinner with my family… Are your parents good at lying?”

8. “We always joke that we’re siblings, but someone didn’t realize we were joking, so now we’re seeing how far we can carry this out.”

9. “Our organization is extremely covert, but your friends have caught me at your place a few times picking you up. I just found out that you’ve been telling them I’m your hysterical aunt who calls you every time she has a new heartbreak. Really? You couldn’t come up with a less embarrassing cover?” 

10. “Look, I love you, too, but if you keep telling people you’re my grandchild, I’m going to scream. I’m not that old, you know?”

[trad-tea-deactivated20200817]

My best friend and I are a mix of 3&6, we also may actually be related

[roki11]

The reference is a painting by Thomas Blackshear «Watchers in the Night»

[obvhouse]

Don't forget, Avery

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

[guerrillatech]

[toomuchdickfort]

[librowyrm]

Well he *is* a lizard

[nonbinary-octopus]

I’m sorry what

I assume this is a reference to something but I do not recognize it

[colorfulcollectordragon-2f8ee55c]

There was a post from some years ago talking about how all-female species of lizards would have virgin births, so that translated to that kinda thing happening with Jesus, someone said “trans Jesus” and someone else said “now we have to consider what kind of reptile was Mary”

It’s one of those old Tumblr lore things like the color theory children’s hospital, but evidently less well known

[str8enigma-deactivated20180416]

Reblog if your profile pic is actually YOU .

[burnitup37]

CUTIEESSS

[clubsdeuce]

anytime im playing on a TF2 server and i want to throw it into chaos I ask "which merc do you think would make the best husband?" it doesn't matter if the server is filled with straight men. everyone has a very strong opinion on this.

[joshus-lobster]

Your Honor, OP tossed a live grenade in on purpose.

[clubsdeuce]

i very clearly yelled grenade while throwing it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[power-handmaiden]

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

[attleguy]

small flash warning for glitch effect //

nowhere to run to. it's forever down there

[unfortunatelyem]