I'll lick your floors till they shine

Reblog things I like and shitty memes. Name based on my dog who refuses to stop liking my floors

[plasticstomach]

[grawly]

[internetuserlydia]

[internetuserlydia]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

[blogfeind]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: How I created this visual magic (cr 阿梓蔗)

[myjetpack]

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

[catgirl-catboy]

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

[computer-wizard]

but what if

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

fucking spot the difference game

[programmerhumour]

Anon visits webpages in 2022

[mornington-the-crescent]

As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.

[rehabghost]

fanart of x the everything app

[punkitt-is-here]

thinking about wind waker again. why did the three goddesses do all that shit

[grimoiremanifest]

LOZ lorehead here! the answer is actually quite interesting, if you'll spare me a bit of time:

it was preddy funy

[punkitt-is-here]

[depsidase]

[lmaonade]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[dragongirl-weed]

transcription by @jub3r7

"This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You're not really rolling them straight :/ I'm not sure I like this at all, I don't like the noise. See what's the point! That didn't break with the contraption, so it doesn't coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don't like the noise - she was with chil- you're BEATING the child! It's just sick. It's twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is... where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they're all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don't like this - it's SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don't - they're SPRITZING me!" *from other video, a man's voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: "I'm sorry. What was that?" *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) "No."

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[segamascott]

[internetslug]

I need you to mix all the chemicals under your sink to defeat the heartless

[humanpeoplefanblog]

saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot

[frymarch]

pupupu friends フィギュアコレクション 2 / bandai