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ramavoite

Make Some Noise - "Eat an Animal Before It Eats You Show"

mottesk

drunk karaoke best karaoke

andremichaux

PSYCH | 4.01

three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat

I love how Leverage went

Here's the cat burglar. She wears comfy clothes and has zero social skills. She has sex appeal but only if you're into a very specific type of woman, and crucially she has zero idea she has it. She probably doesn't know what an innuendo is.

Here's the hacker. He's a Black nerd, and also the most moral character of the bunch. He's a nerd but also not socially awkward; in fact, he's the second best at grifting, right after the person who's been doing it for decades.

Here's the muscle. In his heart of hearts, he is a chef. He is tough and manly but he uses that to look out for the working class and children and everyone else the system leaves behind. He's feared by politicians and he reminds his friend to tip the delivery person.

Here's the femme fatale. She's over forty years old, and she's the one seducing the mark. She's the heart of the team. Her calling is to be a director. She loves attending her own funeral.

Here's the mastermind. He's the only one who doesn't start out as a career criminal. He manipulates his own crew, kills two people after promising them he won't, and takes deals behind their back. He was in seminary school.

Also, here's their nemesis. He's Mark Sheppard.

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macromothmicroplastic

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

lacefuneral

renai-chan

my favourite Ikea bag use is when New York subways banned dogs "except if they fit in a bag" so people cut four holes in the four corners of an Ikea bag, put the dog in, and then walked the dog onto the subway 😂

starrynet

this is a real published article

ourdarling

oddarette

Ah the rare teacup spill nail. They don’t live very long because it’s difficult to hold their shape. They sure are beautiful though.

shegiles

LEVERAGE: REDEMPTION (2021—) The Belly of the Beast Job (2X11)

white-throated-packrat

Is he cosplaying a Hallmark movie love interest for a con?!

knitmeapony

He absolutely is. A lumberjack prince, if I remember correctly.

emmikay

cinemapix

Romeo + Juliet dir. Baz Luhrmann | 1996

shubbabang

dark-wizard-guy-fieri

context (via @mellorocket)

chimthecappy

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay