You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!
Do you like it?
YES!!!!!
yes
Eh it's okay
No
NO!!!!!!!

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You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!
Do you like it?
YES!!!!!
yes
Eh it's okay
No
NO!!!!!!!
So. For those of you who didn't pay attention to the details of the legal spat between Krafton and Unknown Worlds, allow me to give you some details of the finest legal comedy of a generation.
Krafton CEO looks at the hype surrounding Subnautica 2, goes over the contract between Krafton and Unknown Worlds, realizes he'll have to pay out bonuses and freaks out because shelling out those bonuses will make him look like a pushover.
CEO goes to his legal department, asks them to come up with a plan to weasel out of paying bonuses. Legal tells him the contract is iron-clad and to accept the loss.
CEO refuses to take the loss, asks ChatGPT for a plan. ChatGPT says the exact same thing the legal department did.
CEO demands a plan from ChatGPT, which dutifully spits out a plan at this point because clearly the CEO is a goddamn idiot.
CEO deletes the chat logs, failing to understand that 'delete' doesn't permanently remove things.
CEO follows plan, and is surprised when Unknown Worlds sues for breach of contract despite being told by both humans and an LLM that is exactly what would happen.
Court does not go well for Krafton's legal department. It comes out that after ignoring the sound legal advice of human beings, the CEO went to ChatGPT and asked for a plan. When asked for the logs by the court, Krafton's legal team states they were deleted, thus that it's simply herersay. Judge goes "Oh, that's okay, we'll have our IT folks recover them." Krafton's legal team is astounded that's even possible.
The chat logs are recovered. It comes out that even ChatGPT was in agreement with Krafton's legal department, and only spat out a plan after being asked a second time.
The judge, now thoroughly done with the stupidity of Krafton's CEO at this point, rules in favor of Unknown Worlds. Her ruling doesn't simply undo the scheme, but effectively leaves all control over Subnautica 2's development in the hands of Unknown Worlds, including the early access release date, reducing Krafton to just publishing out of contractual obligation. Krafton must also return all social media platforms for Unknown Worlds and Subnautica 2 to Unknown Worlds' control. Financial damages will be determined at a later date.
Krafton proceeds to violate the court order in less than 72 hours by trying to set an early access release date before returning Unknown Worlds' social media platforms.
Summary: In trying not to look like a pushover, Krafton's CEO now looks like a complete idiot who's going to have to fork over bonuses, plus court-mandated damages, plus whatever comes out of violating the court's orders. Krafton's legal department may as well come to court dressed as clowns after this. I suspect Unknown Worlds might buy the rights to Subnautica back after all this and either relegate Krafton to just publishing or find a different publisher for future games altogether.
I love how even the AI is like "Dude, you CAN'T dodge paying the bonuses, take the L". There's Artificial Intelligence, and then there's Natural Stupidity
you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect
is it worth it?
yes!!
the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT
meh it's okay
the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it
Results/option I didn't think of
How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know
ok I wanna make a poll now
What was your most beloved plushie as a child?
Bear
Dog
(Domestic) cat
Big cat
Equine (horse/zebra/donkey)
Rabbit/bunny
Sheep/lamb
Sea creature
Other domesticated animal
Other wild animal
Fantasy creature
Not an animal
(I know this isn't the most even way to represent animal groups but I tried to go off of what I saw mentioned most in the notes)
Reblogs for sample size appreciated!
Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
Spin the wheel to find out in which way your Magic begins to gradually transform your body?
How do you feel about this?
HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT FOR ME
This is very cool!
This is neat, I guess…
I mean, it could definitely be worse….
I feel utterly indifferent about this change
Honestly, I don’t think I’d even notice anything is different
This transformation has both strong upsides and downsides, I feel conflicted
This is perfect for me (Deragetory)
This isn’t the worst, but I still feel disappointed…
This feels pretty sucky tbh…
This is a very lousy side-effect, but at least I still have magic, right?
THIS IS SO SO BAD MAGIC ISN'T WORTH IT FOR THIS SIDE EFFECT
Doing this poll again
You have been turned into this animal
How you feeling about that?
I love it!
I like it
Indifferent
I don't like it
I hate it!
“recreating my mutuals as AI chatbots🥰🥰🥰”
if any of yall do this I’m putting you in a saw trap
you WILL spam me about things you’re excited about as god intended and if I don’t immediately respond you WILL do it again 🫵
Being unaware of what chatbots exists, I'll be honest : When I read "on shaped. inc", I thought it was a drawing website, where you can only draw using shapes. Disappointed to learn it's an AI Chatslop
not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise
you are a tar pit and you live this way because you choose to.
honestly i have been responding to some of these replies at face value bc i do also think you have a duty as a human being to be nice to people. but if you think this post is scolding you to be nicer to people then youve already lost the plot. this post is about how assuming that everyone you meet is hostile and wants to hurt you is bad for you. it ruins your life and it is a choice you are continually making.
"Being a fucking asshole came free with your humanity" So did being a good person, yet you willingly decided to completely discard that notion. Sounds like a You problem
No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-
It's funny how it could be interpreted in two ways :
Scenario 1 : Kratos is OP, getting pissed at the app as it tries over and over to get OP to use AI.
Scenario 2 : Kratos is the app, who keeps seeing its AI offer rejected so much that it decides to force AI in OP's face, cutting OP's sentence right there
play Kingdom Hearts
Addendum:
Are the same person
Not the same person
Play kingdom hearts
showed this to my brother and he made this
thanks I understand even less
I want to be sure I'm not misunderstanding something from that last "Are/Aren't the same" image : -Character A and Character B are not the same person. -Character A and Character C are the same person. -Character C and Character B are the same person. Is that correct ? If so, is this akin to fusion (by that, I mean that two different characters become one) ? Also, should I continue to try to understand this ?
Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!
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Achievement Unlocked:
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I wonder what to expect in the future...
I wouldn't be surprised if this image comes from “Astérix and the Soothsayer”. And after searching for its English title : Why are English titles always using Astérix's name ? Like, after counting them, out of the 40 "main" comics released, 23 French titles uses Astérix's name (and 8 as "Astérix and [...]"), where as 38 English names uses Astérix (and 28 as "Astérix and [...]", not counting the one called "Astérix and Obélix's Birthday"). As an example, "Astérix and the Soothsayer" is just "Le Devin" ("The Oracle", or "The Soothsayer" to keep the original name)
Tumblr at the start of March
Joke stolen from a German post
REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️
OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags.
things got a little heated in the gc today
International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor
Can we talk about how raw of a quote “When I kill God, I’ll make a law in the universe that makes every being put carrots on their sandwiches. … And you? You will eat sandwiches every day.” is
Also OP
By the way.
Although a bell pepper is part of the capsicum family, usually when “capsicum” is listed as an ingredient they mean this
they’re EXTREMELY strong but in a different way than normal chilli peppers are.
But then again if OP is Australian they probably call Bell Peppers Capsicum because Australians refer to flop flops as “thongs” so what the fuck is up with their word usage anyway.
What are flop flops ?
whats everyones first video game (criteria can be whatever you want but im going for the first game i remember playing as a kid) mine's harvest moon friends of mineral town