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Hi I'm a loser but feel free to enjoy all the things I enjoy with me.

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn't I a better parent

[melee-hell]

[books-in-order]

This good boy is a chimera, which is an animal that is genetically two animals, in this case he’s a yellow and black lab. This means he is twice the good boy. (Not my picture, found on Facebook)

[kineticpenguin]

this is by far the least upsetting dog chimera I’ve ever seen

[bace-jeleren]

Reblogging for Good Dog Chimera

Reblog for protection from the Bad Dog Chimera™ (you know the one)

[ceezor]

[thepigeongazette]

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[floridafangirl]

me: *saves videogame*

me:

me:

me: did i save

[sisyphusshrugged]

omw to jupiter to get more stupider you guys need anything??

[bob-belcher]

[swarnpert]

if you stand outside of a vape shop and smoke a regular cigarette the owner walks outside and assassinates you

[casanova-lives]

Is this real? Will that actually happen?

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

yes it happened to me once

[harrypottergays]

Okay, so a fic where Harry finds out that his animagus is a tiny little black kitten, and he’s all like, ‘shit son, this is my chance to stay out after curfew’ but then he’s out one night, and McGonagall finds him and immediately knows it’s him, and just picks him up by the scruff of his neck to deliver his naughty ass back to G Tower while Harry meows at her in indignation.

[parseltonquinq]

okay but this is so adorable

[back-to-bakerstreet]

I can only see this

[parseltonquinq]

brb sCREAMING

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

mood: i’ll wait in the car

[sheldontinydino]

Turned out the foot traffic of a mythical labyrinth wasn’t all it was cracked up to be

Storenvy | Redbubble

[suspend]

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

[agraceful-disgrace]

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

[sylferino]

[isteiro]

[blackgirlsvevo]

drunk girls that can’t stop outpouring compliments and affection to the people around them are literally too high quality for this world

[blackgirlsvevo]

like literally can u believe that women are so pure that when they are uninhibited and they can’t logically filter their actions all their brains can think to do is try to make friends w/ ppl and tell them they’re pretty