Florida Man™️

listen, I don't know what the fuck this is alright it's just something sweet for the fucking kids

[urie]

i really love this gif he shines so bright

[clownjuicebox]

"I asked chatgpt" okay well I asked Tumblr and- wait, one second- there's some new yaoi lore in the space fandom or something- oh my god is that Markiplier?

[skybiie]

SMOKESCREEN MY BELOVED TAKE SOME DOODLES OF HIM!! MWUAH MWUAH MWUAH MWUAH I LOVE HIM💛💛💛💛 all doodles from uhhhh Prey? I think that’s the ep name

[lesbianambulon]

As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.

[arma-dillidium]

Drew this when I should’ve been sleeping

[cookiqueen13]

⚠️FLASHING IMAGES/VOLUME ⚠️

Average day in the Aligned Continuity:

[silver-tounges-and-golden-lies]

There's no road Heatwave.

[silver-tounges-and-golden-lies]

"You make up a story. It's hard"

[rescuehumans-runtotherescue]

🤨😠You make up a storwee😒 😤😤😤 it’s hahrd 😭🤧

[ryebreadgf]

[ruffboi-mags]

gotta respect a man who's willing to ask when he doesn't know something, tho

[oblyvian]

So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[darkspaceboytoy]

I’m fat I’m gay I’m chopped I’m washed I’m stupid I’m ugly I’m broke and most importantly I’m gonna make it

[boyfriendtvcom]

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

How fucked are you?

I'm dead immediately

I'm fighting for my life

I might be able to survive...

I'll be fine

I'm doing good!

I'm kicking ASS

Overpowered & unstoppable

Voting ended onJan 20, 2025

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

[konigsberg]

i put this on twitter but it feels like the sort of thing i should subject everyone to

[andmaybegayer]

Bronze age ship discovered

look inside

made of wood

[sophia-epistemia]

it's made of wood because all the bronze was used to make the age, not the ships. obviously

[andmaybegayer]

[haonqq]

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

[haonqq]

ALL OF THEM

[ahsadler]

[wowcoolinterestingneatbeautiful]

The shape of a photon, particle of light: “something that hasn’t been seen before in physics”

A new quantum theory explaining how light and matter interact has also provided the first ever depiction of the shape of a single light part

We present a comprehensive second quantization scheme for radiative photonic devices. We canonically quantize the continuum of photonic eige

[spring-souls]

[h0bg0blin-meat]

"We need more morally grey female characters" You guys can't even handle Athena.

[ouroborosorder]

no you’re not a “pro hater,” you’re just sitting around going “ew” whenever someone mentions something they like. real hating has conviction, passion, drive. We’re not on the same level