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“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard
The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.
I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:
We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.
Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?
It ain’t Kermit
Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea
But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?
There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.
ZOMBIE apocalypse solangelo
the rambles r so good and oomf helped me with this story (thanks to them <33) @notwooshie <33
what they have to offer…
“What if Nico is a rare case where he died very early on in the apocalypse, but when Will finds him, he's different than a regular walker. He's clearly conscious and aware, though he can move very little because he was trapped since his death. And he doesn't exactly look dead, not like a regular walker does. He looks like a very stiff, sick vampire.
What if the strain inside of him mutated, and despite Nico being undead, he's more alive than any other walker ever has been. What if Will finds a walker while he's clearing a building, and ends up discovering a miracle
He needs physical rehabilitation, because he can barely talk and move, so Will frees him and carries him back to his own apartment, and slowly helps him with physical therapy, letting him regain a little bit of motion every day and watching him become a little bit more himself every day while they try to understand what happened to him
They communicate through Nico tapping on things in tap language, because his fingers are the part of him that's retained the most motion after so many years sitting still
Something preserved his mind enough in a good enough location that he retained his memory and brain function, and the infection evolved to keep him alive somehow without wanting to eat people
He just lost all muscle function because of being trapped and not being able to move much for a long while, so Will has to carry him initially until Nico can move and talk a little bit more
I think the infection in Nico would mutate to keep him from just fading away due to being unable to move or feed as a walker. I think at first he'd have the same walker instincts as the rest, but as the pathogen mutates, he somehow evolves to feed through sunlight, similar to photosynthesis but not exactly
The pathogen will alter the cells to start their own mitosis and take in sunlight to form a sort of weak supply of energy. He'd need to drink water to be fully active and recover tissue, but the sunlight keeps him alive for long enough for Will to find him. Pretty much all of his organs have failed except for his nervous system, so the pathogen created its own system in their place, using his skin as a main circulatory system that goes deeper
Will was trying to get to his family in Texas when the apocalypse started, but he was considerably slowed because the highways aren't functional anymore, so he's been painfully slowly making his way there on foot. He found Nico on the way, and the two of them are determined to get to Texas so Will can try to find his family, but also because they've also heard that one of the last standing hospital bases looking for a cure is there.”
THIS IS ALL! for now…
firm believer that nico di angelo dropped the skinny jeans a long time ago and picked up the bootcuts
i forgot to post this but i haven’t solangelo’d in a long while… or drawn much… nico di angelo is wet cat coded and everyone should agree with this
earth worm, fire ant, water buffalo
what is the elusive wind animal
wind turbine
yeah you win
fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years
science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years
the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
Hell yeah CLRG!
This is what I was alluding to when I discussed that the volume of name changes you have to make as a trans person highlights the ridiculous amount of documentation attached to you.
somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not ☝️ they're doing coke
hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"
like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause