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[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[girldraki]

Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks

MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding socks to his friend Kevin

[sunburnt-brian]

[segamascott]

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

[kathrynalexao3]

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[minmos]

this reddit post isgoing to make me cry literally let's bask in the sun

[duskargentum]

I think quite possibly my favorite line from GLaDOS in all of the media she's been in is "Federal regulations require me to inform you that this next test chamber... Is lookin' pretty good."

She sounds so smug and pleased with herself

[duskargentum]

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[yellow-cat]

the small stinker spends time with me on the couch

[yellow-cat]

[yellow-cat]

the small stinker has a resting angry face

[kittybroker]

angry little stinker now down to only $2.50!

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[hotcrossedfangs]

[shounenchild]

my favorite part of this whole thing tbh

[woodrider]

Menthol cigarettes were invented by a man called Spud who was born in Mingo Junction

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[textpostscymraeg]

(I'r un alaw â Rasputin): BLA BLA DRACIWLA, BRENIN TRANSYLFANIA, MAE E'N YSTLUM AC HEFYD YN DDYN

[speculative]

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

[johncraft2003]

[beetlefucker]

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[welele]

[goth-queen]

I made a battle axe out of monster cans

[ruinedchildhood]

Pretty fun weapon to draw