TOBY

butch lesbian Soldier Boy is REAL 🎗️ https://donate.bloodcancer.org.uk/

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“Hands off the fucking shield”

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I yearn to work in law enforcement but I’m too woke to ever allow myself to contribute to the corrupt policing and judicial system

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Anyone else HATE when their parents buy them expensive things they don’t need nor want bc now I literally CANNOT turn it down bc it was fucking expensive and I just look like a spoiled brat for complaining that they bought me smth expensive when in reality I had ASKED FOR the cheaper version.

[deletiaclementine]

If you take nothing else from this remember that Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie are proof that in a year your entire life could be different

[mallowmeltmiasma]

lockwood & co at the beach: some thoughts

lucy: hair wild from salt water, in a blue tankini that hugs her hips and shows her belly. her shoulders and nose get freckled in the sun. she loves swimming and boogie boarding.

george: brings an enormous stack of books for “light vacation reading” and sits in a chair, losing himself in whatever his current interest in. if flo’s there, he’ll leave his books to birdwatch with her and tell her what he knows about the shells and objects she found. his swimsuit trunks are in poor taste and often sag dangerously low.

lockwood: sunglasses, swim trunks with little pink flamingoes all over them, carrier of the beach bag. he says he likes to sunbathe but this boy is PALE. i mean, white as a ghost (no pun intended)—and he burns like nobody’s business.

holly: always sporting the cutest bikini tops with a swim skirt, sparkly sunglasses, hair that somehow still looks good even on the beach? (lucy can’t stand it) she actually likes to sunbathe and brings healthy snacks and lemonade for everyone.

kipps: paleness second only to lockwood, but he usually wears a rashguard. he also gets all the freckles ever, and can be found collecting seashells or taking pictures of his friends

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Bella Kay should be jailed for her crimes against my mental health

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Florence road and Radiohead added to this list. Guards seize them.

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Bella Kay should be jailed for her crimes against my mental health

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Smth I don’t think ppl talk about enough is the guilt that comes with feeling experiencing grief over someone you barely knew

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[flwersfbffnery]

Why do men feel the need to have conversations homoerotically close with the Winchesters & Castiel?

[hollcwboy]

george karim x text posts

[sunny-butterfly]

oh the curse of enjoying shows that get cancelled after one season and the curse of then mourning those same shows that get cancelled after one season

and then additional curse of only watching those shows AFTER their cancellation has been announced

[flwersfbffnery]

I think the problem with ppl who like deadass ship ‘cockles’ or jenmish or j2 etc. is that most of you guys are afab and have never been in a male friendship or WITNESSED the average straight male friendship, especially one where both are comfortable with their sexuality.

I have witnessed the boys in my class slap each other’s asses and like caress each other’s legs in class bc they think that shit is HILARIOUS. That’s just how guys are, they are low-key a little gay with their friends. Hell a LOT of people are a little gay with their friends, I’ve kissed some of my friends for the bit 😭 THEY ARE JUST COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER. THIS IS HOW GUYS ACT

[captainchilly]

y=-(sin(x^1.7/6+4)+(1/x))+10 ↳ 1.04 - PHANTOM TRAVELER

[cowboylike-dean]

this is very dear to me 🥹

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Me asking my friend to open my water bottle

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[we-are-making-it-up-as-we-go]

Dean when he was in Purgatory

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul