I ate all your bees

Vi / Sly, she/her, reblogging NSFW content sometimes, so minors DNI, I used to write my age in my bio but keep forgetting to update it, so let just say I'm in my 20s'

[flyiingsly]

Ma maigre contribution à ce fandom <3

[ab-rinart]

Dogge

[jeffknkgaming]

[rabbitlegs2]

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

[newyorksjojo]

I hate how tumblr does this. Why do people think it’s okay to take pictures of random guys just because they’re “attractive” or whatever? That’s fucked up, and I guarantee if this were a woman instead of a man there would be outrage.

And I know sexism isn’t equal in that sense, but people have a right to privacy. Stop being so damn creepy, y’all.

[sflexinggg]

Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of a guy dressed as a squid I believe

[deerleisure]

Wow that’s rude :/

[nyanwanwan]

So much for body positivity on this site smh.

[plebbohouse]

Dressed like a squid??? I don’t see no squid. 

[liquid-pie]

This man looks like a perfectly normal husband and father, how dare you insult him? How dare you insult his family

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[0-cross]

cannon: here’s the unhappy ending to the story.

Fannan: and then they lived happily ever after

[wolfythewitch]

(Daily affirmations) I will wake up to my alarm. I will wake up to my alarm. I will wake up to my alarm.

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[so-i-did-this-thing]

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

[thedeafprophet]

forced immortality is a fun trope. unappreciated. someone/something wants you to remain so it makes you. it will not let you die

[eedweiz]

Grace insisted on putting Carl's name on the most important paper of the century 🎉

[yasoinabatrout]

reject canon, embrace delusion

[must-be-mr-boggins]

Need this phrase tattooed.

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[orphelia4]

Alone together

[voyaging-too]

Although Tolkien never really discussed this at length, the plot of LOTR and especially Silmarillion imply some really interesting ideas about immortality. Sure, he says that mortal men need to accept their mortality, because it’s inevitable, and the pseudo-immortality offered to some of them is a trap that will take their selfhood and autonomy. But then he also writes a whole race of immortals and says that they need to learn to accept loss and grief and change: even if they themselves don’t die, time will pass and things will change, and an immortal who cannot let go of ephemeral things will die over and over, or break the world in trying to recover what he lost.

[no-me-mires-con-esos-ojos]

(looks at Ursa then looks at the year Sabine was born) So did the Death Watch have maternity leave or was Ursa comitting acts of terrorism while Sabine was cooking?

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[eclec-tech]

I love it here.

[ghstwht]

Little sketch for @northen-light, thanks for supporting me from day one!

[critter-of-habit]

Nap time

[hansoeii]

back in the building