oops here I am

Boop bop Sneep Snoop

[hawkpartys]

i misspell genus pernis a lot

[great-and-small]

When you’re birdwatching and you suddenly spot a honey buzzard

[typhus-andronicus]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[wizardshark]

[purplegfdgirl]

WHAT HAPPENED HERE

[evilscientist3]

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

[pangur-and-grim]

can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

[pangur-and-grim]

I save scummed through every variation of this guy’s dialogue tree because I really, really wanted him to perform unethical surgery on me. like I’m still so angry about this. WHY have the gross knife hand doctor if he can’t pull out your appendix and laugh about it??? what is the POINT

[pangur-and-grim]

wait hang on I’ll post a pangur photo. don’t unfollow

[pangur-and-grim]

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ihnmaims]

[sudra]

[sudra]

to be fucking honest.

[play-now-my-lord]

ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial

[beardedmrbean]

[ophilosoraptoro]

Behold! The printing titty!

[sunder-the-gold]

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

[ahallister]

(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)

[muckmagister]

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

[dont-stop-her-now]

[sailermoon]

[sailermoon]

saw these tags days ago and I’m literally always thinking of it now. they have all the pollen and such on them

[tetohina-deactivated20240718]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[eilooxara]

Hamsterdam

[hearteyedraccoon]

[habkeinb0ck-deactivated20250609]

Kontent

[magikus-miccentyu]

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

[girlballs-archive]

fuckin ugly-ass dumpled lings

[girlballs-archive]

anon really said "go buy some better dumplings"

[girlballs-archive]

in honor of tipping being removed, shoutout to one of the funniest interactions i've ever had on here

[probablily]

sometimes i agree with a post but i dont like your attitude

[wholesome-animal-images]

[lonnson]

The feared sting-ray

[bright-cherry-bombzz]

The elusive and mysterious StingRug

[copperbadge]

SNUG RAY

[firstethicalpisces]

happy tipsy touch it thursday everybody

[spankerella]

Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

[ccattnipp]

boooys

[charlesoberonn]

Strapon-wearing Austin Powers: There's nothing micro about this plastic, baby!

[charlesoberonn]

You could easily reboot Austin Powers in the 2020s by having Austin be re-frozen for another 30 years and wake up in the present.

[charlesoberonn]

Austin Powers: You Only Freeze Twice

[charlesoberonn]

Dr. Evil is President Evil now, with an obvious wig.

[charlesoberonn]

They compliment each other's style and become friends instantly.

[charlesoberonn]

Plot twist: she's his daughter.

[charlesoberonn]

It's extremely obvious to everyone except the two of them until the climax of the movie, when they have their emotional father-daughter reunion while the other characters are exasperated.