My name is Moose! I write fanfiction for a multitude of fandoms, as well as possibly writing my own book! I will do reader inserts, but I prefer not to use y/n, so depending on the fic, I can make a nickname substitute if it would please you. Ships are, of course, welcome as well.
I can do one-shots and whole stories, just let me know what you want.
I will write dead dove stuff. I have a few boundaries with that, but I'll go pretty dark if asked. On the other hand, I'll also write crack if you want :D
hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
I am actually this close to writing sasunaru and/or gaalee. I'm honestly at the point of just picking the next fanart I see and making a story based on it. It's taking over my brain and my feed. It's everywhere and I love it. Send help (or ideas. Whichever comes first)
Update: I have started a gaalee fic. The premise is that everyone is a different kind of spirit (i.e. Lee is a life spirit and Naruto is a nature spirit, etc..) and Lee is going to try and find life in the Sands where earth spirit Gaara lives.
I am determined to finish it, though I don't know if I should make it a one-shot or a multi-chapter fic. Also, if anyone has any mythology knowledge they'd like to share, that would be appreciated :D
I am actually this close to writing sasunaru and/or gaalee. I'm honestly at the point of just picking the next fanart I see and making a story based on it. It's taking over my brain and my feed. It's everywhere and I love it. Send help (or ideas. Whichever comes first)
I just rewatched the movie again, so now you all have to deal with it. Side note, this was originally supposed to all be NSFW, but my brain had other plans, so now you just get a little brain dump.
I love how I say that I don't think I can write for this fandom anymore, yet I do it anyway because the ideas flow- Also, when was someone going to tell me that Bal's name is "Ballister" and not "Ballistar?"
Ambrosious didn't know Ballister existed until they were teenagers. He obviously knew of him, but they never interacted until he got too curious. Being the Golden Boy™ and all that
Ballister looked up to Ambrosious and always tried really hard to get his attention
Ballister was very hesitant to trust Ambrosious at first, but when he got comfortable, he got clingy. Like super clingy.
Ambrosious confessed first and I will die on this hill
Ballister said the L-word first. I will also die on this hill
They kept their relationship a secret for a while, but eventually got tired of sneaking around
Todd was absolutely appalled and flabbergasted when he found out they were together. It was the only thing he talked about for at least three months. He just would not let it go. (Jealousy??? Does he want to join in????? I can't start with that right now, I might explode.)
They would go evening dates to the park, a cafe, etc. But their first date ever was to get nachos. This is how they found out that Ambrosious is allergic to olives. It was very scary, okay??
They gave each other their first kisses (my babies)
They share a dorm. But they're totally just besties.
Ballister helped Ambrosious with his swordfighting simply by teaching how to read body language (he would need it to survive, the poor thing)
Sleeping in the same bed was an awkward experience at first, but it quickly became something neither of them could live without
During Canon:
Neither of them slept well the entire time they were apart
Ambrosious kept going over what-ifs in his head. He felt super guilty and betrayed by his body's reaction and muscle memory
Ballister had to focus on clearing his name or he would break down completely. Nimona saved him
The kiss they shared when they were finally able to be around each other again was life changing. They both melted completely
They had a looooong make-out session that went nowhere simply because they wanted to make up for lost time and just relax and exist in each other's space
Post-Canon:
They had a couple conversations about kids when they were younger, but it became a serious consideration after Nimona disappeared because there was an increase in orphaned children (Bal also just got so severely attached to Nimona that he wanted to try and fill the void, but he won't admit it. Ambrocious knows though)
They retired after the whole ordeal. They just wanted a quiet life after everything, especially because it almost destroyed they're relationship
They help around the community. Mostly with animals and children
They adopted, like, three cats, and gave them the oddest names
General:
Ballister showed Ambrosious what bravery really meant
Ambrosious showed Ballister the joys of coffee and tea. It was the only thing Bal drank for the next week. Overcaffination be damned
They always need to be touching each other
Ballister didn't know peace until he met Ambrosious
Ambrosious only knows how to cook because of Bal. I swear that man would burn water in a microwave. He makes wonderful drinks though
They can exist in silence as long as they're next to each other
Movie nights and takeout will always be the go-to when they feel lazy
They are so emotionally irregulated when they're apart for long periods of time (long being a few hours)
Their bed is full of soft and plush pillows and blankets. Ambrosious never wants Ballister to be uncomfortable again
Ballister is a reckless driver when he has somewhere to be while Ambrocious is super cautious
They would quite literally do anything for each other
Ballister's favourite colour changed from green to Nimona Pink™
Ambrosious' favourite colour has always been and will always be Ballister's eyes
NSFW:
Ballister is a whiney top and there is absolutely nothing anyone can say to change my mind
Ambrosious definitely tops from the bottom
Ballister is sooooo sensitive. Overstimulation is definitely commonplace in their dynamic
Ambrosious has an oral fixation
Sensory deprivation is probably a no-go
Ballister is extra careful with his metal arm because he doesn't want to hurt anyone
When Ambrosious feels particularly sadistic, he will edge Ballister until he's past tears
There are few times when Ballister takes the lead, but when he does, he gets needy and just takes and takes and takes until he is satisfied
They both definitely wear lingerie for each other
Ambrosious doesn't top often, only when he gets desperate. It normally ends with Ballister being bent over the couch or kitchen counter
Ambrosious has sent Ballister videos of him jerking off when he's out, and he thinks about it for the rest of the day. He's a mess when he gets home
Ballister is a top-teir yearner and man, does he beg so pretty
Ambrosious calls Ballister "puppy" because he always looks like a lost pup with his wide and shiny eyes
They use the stop-light system
Aftercare is always so sweet. They have a mini fridge in their room supplied with snacks and water. On top of it is wipes, lotion, creams, and first-aid supplies, just in case
Praise kink galore with plenty of teasing from Ambrosious
Please please please watch this show if you haven't already. It's so good (even though it got canceled due to funding issues 😒😒)
It's about zombies who are slowly turning back into humans. It's queer, not super gory, and has some homophobia and segregation between the living and those with "partially deceased syndrome." The ending is sort of a cliffhanger, but it's finished enough, I suppose. The music was also lovely.
It's so wonderful. I need you to watch it and then make me write for it. Please feed my obsession with this little show.
Hi guys, hello- I disappeared off of the face of the Earth, but it's fine. There might be some revamping to the page now that I am back (and hopefully stay). I forgot Tumblr existed, if I'm honest-
I will work on my commitment and stay as active as possible.
But anyway, I have disastrous news. All of my drafts have disappeared.
I still have the older asks, so I can rewrite those, or I can come up with something until new asks come in.
Summary: You want a haircut. It's what you've wanted since you were little, but what if it doesn't look good on you or doesn't fit? Don't worry. Nimona is here to quell your anxieties.
Trust me when I say that I know this is so super duper late. Between losing motivation and forgetting Tumblr exists, I never got to it-
CW: fluff with a blink of angst that's not really angst
This is the haircut (though it can be read with a different one):
Today is the day. You are getting your hair cut. The appointment has been set for a week and now you have to go to it. There is no backing out... right?
"Why are you pacing?" Nimona asks, making you jump out of your skin. You look at your window cill to see a pink lizard sitting there.
"My hair appointment is today and I'm nervous. There's no way it would look good on me. What was I thinking?" You say, running your hands through your hair, tugging on it a bit.
"Nimona! You scared me," you say, exasperated. They hop off the small ledge and shift into a human, grinning. "And you didn't answer my question."
"Why would you think that? You're going to look so awesome!" Nimona exclaims, their hands waving as they talk. "You could literally pull off anything you want, so why doubt this?"
"I've never been able to do this before."
"But now you can! There is nothing stopping you but yourself!"
You go to argue but they cut you off. "Show me what you want."
You sigh and take your phone out of your pocket and pull up the picture from your gallery. Their face lights up. "You're going to look so awesome! This is such a good choice! And you know what? We're going to go show Ballistar and Ambrosious!"
You get no time to react before Nimona is pulling you out of your window and turns into Kwispy the Dragon. You hold onto them as tightly as you can as they flt to the knights' house.
"This isn't safe!" Nimona only grins up at you, much to your dismay, and dives when you get close enough.
After landing in a way that is definitely not FAA approved, they knock on the door. Ballistar opens it after a few seconds and smiles at the two of you. "What's up?" He asks.
"We need your opinion on the haircut they plan on getting!" They say, pointing their thumb in your direction. "Of course!" He says. "I'll even get Ambrosious!"
You hide your face in your hands and let out a drawn-out groan. You are quickly ushered into the house by Nimona and you get to once again see the cozy interior of Ballistar's home.
Ambrosious comes out of the kitchen with a mug cradled in his hands. "Hey, guys," he says with a wave. "Let me see your reference picture."
Nimona laughs at his bluntness as you reluctantly pull your phone out to show them the photo. Ballistar nods and hums, "It would suit your face well, I think. But I'm not the hair guy." Abmrosious says nothing and instead looks between your hair and your phone screen. A nervous look appears on your face and after a few moments, you groan and turn away. "I knew it. I'm canceling the appointment."
"No, you're not!" The three exclaim in unison. "This is your first time being able to choose something like this for yourself!" Nimona says, closely followed by Ambrosious. "I think you'll look great with it! There are so many hairstyles you can do." Ballistar nods in agreement, "You'll also feel a lot cooler. Temperature-wise, that is- not that you won't also look really cool, but-"
Nimona slaps their hand over Ballistar's mouth to stop his rambling. "You're going!"
"But what if they do it wrong?" You say, looking at the time. Your eyes widen, "And now I'm going to be late! Maybe it's a sign-"
You don't even have time to finish your sentence before you are once again dragged out of the house, but this time, put into a car instead. "What's the name of the place?" Ballistar asks, turning on the flying vehicle before seatbelts are properly put on. You tell him the name, and you are promptly being sped to your appointment.
"You're going to get us pulled over!" Ambrosious exclaims, holding onto the handlebar for dear life as you pass cars left and right. "If you were driving, we would still be near the house!" Ballistar retorts, Nimona having the time of their life next to you in the back seat.
Before you know it, the 45-minute drive turned into twenty. You feel a bit queasy getting out of the car, but you make it to the door just fine.
"Welcome! Do you have an appointment with us today?" The lady at the desk asks. "Uhm, yes, I set it up for 1:30." She smiles, "Perfect! You're right on time then."
You can hear Ballistar snickering behind you along with the grumbling of Ambrosious.
Your stylist gets you set up in the chair, and after seeing your reference photo, they to work. You watched nervously in the mirror, still unsure as they begin to cut your freshly washed hair. With each snip of the scissors, your anxiety gives way to your eagerness. Just like your adopted family told you, it looks great.
"This is easy to style and take care of for the most part. I do enjoy the design you chose to put on the undercut part. It's quite fitting, if the people you came with say anything," the stylist says.
You laugh a bit as you look in the hand mirror to see the back. "They're a bit eccentric. I almost didn't even come. It looks great though, I'm really appreciative."
They beam at you. "Of course! I'm glad you like it."
Jason: *putting on a coat at six in the morning*
dick: whoa, wait, you’re never up this early. What are you doing???
Jason: *non-chalantly* I’m going to adopt a child
dick:
Jason: *walks out the door*
dick: *knocks over like fifteen things in order to follow his brother* JASON. WAIT UP. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Jason: *heading to his car* I’ve decided to adopt a child, Dickie, get with the program.
Dick: WHY???
Jason: *sighs* because I had a dream in which I adopted a kid but then I woke up and it wasn’t real and I felt very sad and guilty for abandoning my kid
Dick:
Dick: you had a dream—
Jason: that I adopted a kid, yeah
Dick: and you’re currently mourning your . . . Imaginary child
Jason: kind of, yeah
Dick:
Dick: *tearing up* I’ll call B and get together the necessary paperwork. Meet you at the adoption agency in thirty?
Tell me why I'm writing a story on the romance between a t-lymphocyte and a macrophage. I'm getting unnecessarily attached to silly little guys that don't even exist properly yet.
