nova ≽^•⩊•^≼

[beardedmrbean]

[datclassydame]

Can @raccoonmilf vouch for this? Super rad if true.

[raccoonmilf]

Yes it’s true

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[segamascott]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[dr-gaytorius]

1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking

2nd base: exist in a public space together

3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion

4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[byjove]

I love reading Wikipedia pages about random plants and animals before I go to bed at night. Oh, this plant likes swamps and fens? Me too.

[byjove]

why

[byjove]

btw, I’m banned from editing Wikipedia for the next 11 months so I can’t fix that q for them

[crazy-lizard-lover]

How does one get a ban from Wikipedia?

[byjove]

I don’t even remember doing it, whatever it was. I’m so sorry, Jamie 😭 I’m not even allowed to log on lol

[byjove]

>be me

>wake up after taking a 50 mg edible last night

>banned from Wikipedia for a year

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[romehbo]

[van1llaskys]

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[bestdriltweet]

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias