[pdouwes]

the sun must go on rising

[comikbook]

me coming on tumblr dot com telling people to send me asks

[bubbarnes]

bucky barnes when someone stole his dyson and he isn't actually bald and he isn't wearing a wig.

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[5280ft]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[brionysea]

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

[jhoomwrites]

which do you prefer?

ebook

paperback

hardcover

audiobook

Remaining time: 21 hours 28 minutes

[dogpuppy]

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[heartpdf]

i wanna live my life not survive it

[rockergiirl]

*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?

yeah sure go ahead

*connect my mp3 player*

*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*

i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me

[machine-unlearning]

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[avpd-pain]

[dailyflicks]

GLEE | 2.03 Grilled Cheesus

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy