>:3

im going to accomplish many evil tasks and chores today

[folkjester]

HELLO…….

my name is chris :)

22, he/him, Gay and In. Love. ..❤️

shitposting / almost everything i like



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[whencartoonsruletheworld]

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

[neopolitanfox]

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

[trojanhorse8-2]

No they aren’t.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

[trojanhorse8-2]

OK yes they are.

[mr-deep-downer]

Dog

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Dog

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

[zarabithia12365-deactivated2022]

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

[birdsareblooming]

yeah they’re fluffye

[dacavendishtime]

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

[birdsareblooming]

checkmate athiests

[ajarofpickledtears]

fluffye

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

[stele3]

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

[lemon-badgeress]

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

[findingfeather]

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

[theknightlywolfe]

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

[thebelovedlion]

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

[porcupine-girl]

Tags via @jenroses

[gabyluvsxena]

sharks are smooth dogs

[grubby-gerblin]

BEHOLD, a SHARK

[bamboozled-bumblefuck]

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

[grootficguy]

I saw this tweet:

and thought “ah okay, so like probably just some normal guy with a slight-to-moderate looking eccentricity about him” brother i

[cerastes]

How did Joe Rogan get Baron Ashura on his cast

[im-mender]

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

[koth-harvest-final]

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[highkey-potato-deactivated20230]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[fourteen--steps]

First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way

[ladywiltshire-deactivated202106]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO

[frederick-the-ii]

Adding more photos of this tiny and fat and aNGRY boi

[alynnl]

Absolute unit

[heyitsmeisa-blog]

[americana-plus]

jamr0ll:

This never stops being hilarious

[thelibrarina]

Do you love the color of the–

HONK

[ccasino]

[sandmandaddy69]

[flipchild]

who remember vine 😂 that shit was funny or not, depending

[animentality]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?

[evil-scientist]

i have invented this bunny-defeating wire to defeat bunnies

[unamusedyams]

Mutually Beneficial 💜💚

Lil bonus below :3

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[angelicguy]

hard day? dont worry. i just doordashed you a big angry live bug in a really thin box.

[ubercharge]

this had me crying laughing

[gazehoundz]