And Baby You're A Boat

Cassi, she/her/they, 23, Sagittarius, Licensed Esthetician

[oniongarlic]

[bisexualredactedenergy]

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[profeminist]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justsomerandomgaynerd]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[mikkeneko]

folks: I have a problem

US gov’t: hmmm… that’s not good. You should stop having that problem.

folks: I mean I’d like to, but I could use some help.

US gov’t: Hmmmm. What if we make the problem illegal?

folks: Well, that’s –

US gov’t: The problem is illegal! Stop having it!

folks: I’d really like to but –

US gov’t: WHY ARE YOU DOING A CRIME

[calebwittebane]

[smoldragonborn]

[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

[wickedwonderlandd]

[carnelianfoxx]

i hope this email fucks your wife

[sapphire-sapphic]

when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree

[firebolt-hazel]

When you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she immediately tells you where she got it

[skylightsofmylife]

When you tell a girl her outfit is cute and she shoves her hands in previously unseen holes and squees with excitement, “It has pockets!”

[historyofrobots]

The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

[history-of-royals-by-sophia]

The reactions. I can’t stop laughing.

[evenstarsinthesky]

[autisticexpression]

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

[tsukinoinaba]

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

[athena1138]

He’s correct

[tikkety-tok]

[cherrytwizzler]

How are you?

i don’t wanna sound soft but a bitch could use a hug

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.

[voidsparkk]

havent seen any yahoo answers fans talk about has anyone been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like :/

[voidsparkk]

this changed me

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

I needed that second pic

[architects-archive]

obsessed with this photo series about trans love by photographer landyn pan (source)

[naramdil]

i cant believe there are really people with family group chats. like if your family has a group chat and yall legit talk regularly and send memes and stuff that’s a different genre of reality i cant conceptualize.. ur family might as well be from a teen tv show im sorry it just sounds like pure fiction

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?

shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

NO-

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

if that old man comes back im fucking him myself

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF