Footsteps on the Run

Endearingly bedraggled in the wind

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[inviernodel95]

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

[lastlabyrinth]

#I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR

[flutiebear]

This is the single greatest thing this fandom has ever produced.

[myjusticecake]

This is fucking transcendental. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT’S ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF CANON POSSIBILITY.

[timetravellingmarauder]

I’m actually surprised that this hasn’t happened.

[castielcampbell]

poor sammy

[phantomrose96]

Dean: “Uh…character flaws for 100”

Gabriel: “This character suffers from crippling issues with his own self-worth due to a lifetime spent religiously obeying his abusive father!”

Dean: “Oh come on…”

Gabriel: “Final answer?”

Dean: “No uh…Dean. Who is Dean? Me. Whatever.”

Gabriel: “Correct! Nnnnnext category!”

Dean: “…C-character flaws for 200.”

Gabriel: “This character used to consider himself the better of two brothers, but after several years of reckless decisions and huge failings that left hundreds perhaps thousands dead he’s since spiraled into a perpetual state of self-hatred and depression!”

Dean: *side-eyes Sam* “C-can I choose another category?”

Gabriel: “Nope!”

Dean: “But I—“

Gabriel: “Oh come on this one is EASSSYY! I’ll even give you a hint.”

Dean: “No I—“

Gabriel: “It’s the same brother who got your mom kille—”

Dean: “SAM ALRIGHT? SAM. WHO IS SAM?”

Gabriel: “CCCOOOORREECCTTT! AND DEAN IS BLAZING UP THE LEADER BOARD. NNNNEXT QUESTION!”

*Both Winchesters sink into immense inescapable self loathing*

[bloodsmile-deactivated20210416]

Gabriel: You’re still in control of the board Dean, you’re doing great.

Dean: *smirks at Sam* Ok, let’s get out of this fucking category.  Sexual Humiliation for 500.

Gabriel: If you’re sure.  “This character tried on panties and he liked it.”

Sam: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”

Gabriel: Right you are my boy. 

Dean: Dammit Sam, how did you know that??

Sam: It was an educated guess.  I’ll take sexual humiliation for 300.

Gabriel: “This character is in love with a certain rebel angel named Castiel and he won’t admit it.“

Castiel: *buzz* “Who is Dean?”

Gabriel: Correctomundo!  I’m surprised you got that, you always were a bit dense bro.

Dean:  CAS?!

Castiel: *ignores dean* Why are these answers in the forms of questions?  Or should I say *buzz* “These answers are in the form of questions” to make it a question.  It’s all very confusing. 

[guntheramvs]

Gabriel: Come on, kiddo you’re sucking the fun out of it. Just pick a category.

Castiel: *squints at board* .. uh.. Betrayal for $100.

(laser beam noises)

Castiel: What-

Gabriel: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT IT’S THE DAILY DOUBLE! 

Sam and Dean: *groaning*

Gabriel: How much you wanna wager?

Castiel: Wager? Gambling really isn’t a good habit, and I’m not sure-

Gabriel: All right, the whole $500 it is! “This character betrayed his family for the Winchesters, then betrayed the Winchesters for Crowley, and then, in proper assbutt fashion, betrayed Crowley for himself. And then kind of fucked the world over a few times too, in the meanwhile.”

Castiel: … *heavy sigh* I promised I would redeem myself-

Gabriel: OOPS WRONG ANSWER. We’ll open it to the other contestants. 

Sam: *buzz* Who is Castiel?

Dean: Sammy, come on..

Sam: What? I wanna win..

[spare-coffin]

It got better

[subject-to-my-fandoms]

Every bit of this is gold.

[oneshoeshort-deactivated2021060]

Where has this been all my life

[karichanarts]

I just can’t breathe anymore 😂😂😂

[katiegangel]

Sam: “I’ll take “Worst Nightmares” for $100.

Gabriel: Answer: “While never explained, this fear of Sam Winchester’s has personified multiple times and has caused him to swear off multiple Steven King novels.”

Castiel: *buzz* What is Coulrophobia?

Gabriel: Can I get that in layman’s terms?

Dean: *buzz* What is Sammy’s stupid fear of Clowns?

Gabriel: That is correct, Dean and you have the lead!

Dean: HA! I’ll take Worst Nightmares for Two Hundred!

Gabriel: Answer: “This nearly caused Dean Winchester to run screaming and crying from a wood mill.”

Dean: Oh that’s bull sh-

Sam: *buzz* What is a kitten?

Gabriel: Judges? *Pause* Yes! We’d also have accepted Cat or Feline!

Dean: Oh, Screw you! You wanna play that way, Fine! Sexual humiliation for $400!

Gabriel: Okay! Answer: “Apart from Castiel and Busty Asian Beauties, this has dominated Dean Winchester’s sexual fantasies!”

Dean: “Dude! Come on, what-

Sam: What is the Impala?

Gabriel: Correct!

[deactivated148596-deactivated20]

What the hell?

[writinginthebunker]

This is amazing and I want an animatic of it.

[petrichoravellichor]

Dean: All right, screw it: gimme “People Who Are Dead Because of You” for $500.

Gabriel: Sure thing, Deano, here ya go! “The illegitimate son of John Winchester and Kate Milligan, this twice-dead half-brother of Sam and Dean hasn’t been seen in a hell of a long time.”

Cas: …

Sam: …

Dean: …I feel like I should know this…

[saltwaterscully]

Cas: Sexual Humiliation for four hundred.

Gabriel: You sure baby bro?

Cas: ?–

Gabriel: Alrighty then! Sexual Humiliation for four hundred! He has dreamt many times about Castiel slapping his ass–and doing, ahem, other things–while pretending to do a medical examination on him.

Cas:

Dean: 

Sam:

Cas: Who is Dean Winchester–

Gabriel: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORECT!

[a-longer-love]

Dying 😂😂

[destiel-is-canon-i-guess]

HERITAGE POST

[zuesue]

@spnheritageposts

[spnheritageposts]

Spn heritage post

[ouijamoon]

[rapicho]

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

[feminist-space]

[johanna-swann]

[everydayconman]

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

do not 10k me stop that

[ebonyheartnet]

*clicks reblog* your old friend, the conses of your quences, sends their regards

[rthwrms]

thinking about coptic mummy paintings and weeping

like. i know these people

[solarifle]

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

[catchymemes]

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[geewaysgreendayhoodie]

they’re usually so fucking funny as most punching up jokes are to non pissbabies

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[stimman4000]

.

[cipheramnesia]

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

[floweramon]

When I was in college, my Stage Craft teacher showed us this.  Basically the machine heats up a sheet of plastic, and once it’s malleable enough it’ll be blown up to make room for whatever you want to imprint in the plastic.  Once it’s in place, the air reverses and the plastic vacuum-sucks all around the object.  

He demonstrated it on a baby doll and it was like a baby had been frozen in carbonite.  I got to take it home and I still have frozen-carbonite-baby to this day (his name is Franklin XD)

[reximus44]

[galsinspace]

The baby has been posted here

[shaneholeander]

I fully understand this isn’t everyone, but love the sect of m/m shippers who don’t want to be inserted into the relationship at all. dont want to fuck them, don’t want x/reader. this isn’t about me it’s about my boys being in situations and then fucking about it. I’m barely a fly on the wall im not even here.

[bossymarmalade]

this used to be most of fandom 😫

[derryderrydown]

Too nice and accurate to stay in comments, @petralemaitre

#my blorbos are not my type#they are each other's type

[only-cat-memes]

[epicallyepicnerdery]

[linatami]

I totally expected the finger snips from West Side Story

[castledock]

hey guys you know a work can have challenging & disturbing & weird themes without it actually being a kink that the writers have, right? I know we all like to use that “the author’s barely disguised fetish” meme but i truly need y’all to understand that some things are just recurring themes & motifs in a body of work without it being sexual for the writers or anyone involved in the creation of art. It’s important to me that y’all know this.

[radioactive-earthshine]

Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.

I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.

Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.

[mysteryteacup]

Fandom is not social media.

Fandom is not trends.

Fandom is a cross between a library and having a slumber party with your friends.

"Old" means nothing to fic.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy shit

[littlefluffbutt]

Holy shit is right, this is PERFECT !!!!😍