Fai_Ryy
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Jules of Nature
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Noah Kahan
@theartofmadeline
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RMH
Discoholic 🪩
occasionally subtle
roma★
Claire Keane
Show & Tell
Love Begins
$LAYYYTER
taylor price
we're not kids anymore.
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@foranoptimistimprettypesimistic
Current dnd campaign. 2 archivist one of whom is the tank and the other is a paladin pretending to be a bard. A 400 year old lesbian gnome who is only there for the stories and is frequently high, a vampire elf doctor who worships the God of healing, and a bard that cant flirt but gives really good speeches.
Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!
Played my first DnD campaign last night. Is it normal to have 2.5 Bards in a 5 person party???
Me: Hey mom! I've got some news for you! You were right actually, it was just a phase!
Mom: Oh, brilliant, so I'll have grandchildren after all! Lovely! Who's the lucky one?
Me: Well... Uh oh... Anyway have you ever heard about aromantic asexuality?
Be like snow
Be beautiful, have eyes that sparkle, be fun and playful, touch every part of their lives in crystalline wonder.
And then let them remember the bite of frost.
"It's not a disaster movie, they both live"
My mother who does not have the best understanding of trama
How to Feign Your Life is Together
Have a signature accessory, clothing article, make up look, or hair style.
Have a fragrance. Make your hair scents and lotions match your perfume.
It’s okay to dine alone. Bring a book or people watch.
Love your hair. Research the best brands for your hair type and use masks weekly.
Your nails don’t need to be fancy, but keep them maintained.
Stay worldly. Know works of art, artists, designers, films, books, politicians. Spend your lunch break reading the paper or a magazine.
Crying is not a weapon. It’s okay to feel your emotions, but never use them as an excuse to avoid your problems.
Jealousy is boring. Love and appreciate others. If you can’t love them, forget them.
Boost others. Flatter others, but don’t deprecate yourself in the process.
Don’t sulk. Don’t let the whole world know your problems. If you don’t want someone to give their opinion, don’t share your situation.
Your life is between you and the universe. Don’t post your personal matters for others to see.
Don’t emotionally blackmail others. They hurt you? Let them know and then move on. It’s between the two of you and not the world.
Cook dinner. Cook dinner and listen to music, the radio, or a podcast.
Treat yourself to candles and flowers. Be your own cheerleader.
Take naps. Take a cat nap on a Sunday afternoon with the blinds open and the fan on high.
Drink your water, eat your vegetables. Take care of your body.
Never have time to take off your jewelry before bed, but always have time to take off your makeup. Your nighttime skin regime is important.
Mystery is beautiful. You don’t need to reveal much of or about yourself.
Never appear other than as you are. Don’t lie about yourself. Embrace who you are at your core.
I am so sick of people telling me to "choose to be happy". Like I quite actually can't just decide to be happy or decode to try and be happy because my brain. Won't. Let. Me. I don't choose to have a better attitude I can't choose to not be depressed I have to fight my own fucking mind for control over this
Okay so I was thinking about @pitviperofdoom‘s fic Yesterday Upon the Stair and certain reveals we got over the past couple chapters and then this tidbit came to me in the shower and I had to write it down. I’m sorry if this is terrible or has already been done. I just like thinking about Izuku getting comfortable talking about his ghosts and less “the entire world of the dead is on my shoulders and mine alone” in the future.
But yeah, go read that fic it’s a good one.
“Don’t speak ill of the dead,” the hero-in-training named Midoriya reprimands, his voice hard but his expression deadpan. “They might hear you and then they’ll start complaining.”
Hana stares at him for a moment before turning to his companion, Endeavor’s prodigy boy. “Is he being serious?”
Todoroki just blinks. “Unfortunately.”
Midoriya brings a hand up to jerk his thumb in Todoroki’s direction. “You have no idea the grief this guy’s uncle has given me.”
“I told you, I’ve never met him and can’t be held responsible for him.”
“Okay,” Midoriya says, starting to turn away from Hana and pay far more attention to Todoroki. “But someone has to take responsibility for him and all the headaches he’s given me.”
Todoroki is turning too. Apparently they’ve dismissed Hana completely and are wandering off together, back towards the Yuuei group. “Didn’t you tell me he saved your life once?”
Midoriya tilts his head. “Well, yeah, but it’s been a year since then and the headache is getting really persistent.”
Todoroki huffs something that might be a laugh back.
The two drift together, shoulders brushing as they walk away. In Midoriya’s shadow Hana thinks she sees a girl, long dark hair and pale skin and teeth like nightmares. When she blinks the image is gone. Midoriya and Todoroki notice nothing.
Right.
Hana heads back towards her classmates. “Oi, Sauriyama, you’ll never believe this…”
Anderson Cooper saving a boy in Haiti during a shooting. A slab of concrete was dropped of the boys head.
Anderson fucking Cooper, everyone.
Some journalists like to be strictly observers. they don’t intervene, they don’t participate. they just document what they see, even if what they see is terrible. But the way I see it, journalists don’t exist in a vacuum. They are human beings, living and working in a very human environment. And that humanity is essential in relating to their stories. When you lose your humanity, you lose any kind of journalistic integrity you have left.
#nevernotreblog
Asexual things
There are days kissing is ok. There are days when it's not and makes you feel ick. It's okay to tell people you feel ick.
Feminist Friday
When Robert Downey Jr. was asked about his acting process and Scarlett Johansson was asked how she got into shape
Two-time Oscar-winning Cate Blanchett
Designer & author Lauren Conrad
Award-winning Emma Stone
When award-winning actress Julianne Moore was asked to put her fingers into a “Mani Cam”
When award-winning Elisabeth Moss did
Emma Watson
Rihanna
Megan Fox
Nicki Minaj
All of my role models in my life.
This just added 39 years onto my life span
They’re gonna call you a bitch anyway. 😊
Seriously.. embrace the Bitch. She’ll have your back always. Take the word back. It’s just a fucking word. Personally, I like being called a Bitch.
Yep. That’s my name. But you got the title wrong… that’s QUEEN BITCH to you peasant!
embrace the Bitch
I’m gonna embrace my bitch guys
EMBRACE THE BITCH
Embrace the Bitch
The thing that nobody tells you about being alone, is that it never really stops
Anon
Dear person reading this,
You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity. So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.
How to be in an asexual realationship
1. Find a human
2. Talk to the human
3. If the human makes you laugh or experience joy continue to speak with them
4. If romantically interested in human, and human is available to do the dating thing, ask them out.
5. Have a good time. Don't compromise for anyone unless you want to. And then it's not a comprimise
6. Keep the human and enjoy things like love and companionship and cuddles if you want
7. Realationships should not be purely about sex. They can be but it is your choice and if you don't wanna do the do then you can still have a fulfilling realationship. Anyone who tells you otherwise needs a lesson on how to treat people as actual fucking souls
send me a dessert
cherry turnover: who do you live with?
bananas foster: do you believe in soulmates?
glazed donut: would you rather visit a zoo or an aquarium?
pumpkin pie: what were your interests as a child?
lemon tart: how many languages can you speak?
chocolate mousse: how is your relationship with your parents?
creme brûlée: describe your style
cheesecake: have you ever visited a sex shop?
raspberry sorbet: favorite clothing stores?
green tea ice cream: who was your first crush?
chocolate chip cookie: how has your life changed over the past year?
berry trifle: first & last concert you went to?
tapioca pudding: favorite animated characters?
fudge brownie: do you like your name?
strawberry shortcake: are you good at keeping secrets?
tiramisu: are you daring when it comes to makeup & clothing or do you like to play it safe?
oreo milkshake: do you sleep a lot?
apple crisp: how do you relax?
carrot cake: who is your celeb look alike?
macaron: what is your ethnicity?
cinnamon bun: favorite salty snack?
red velvet cupcake: ask any question of your own
#asexual#totallynotmywork#ButI’maceasfuck
