Forcemeat Ghost Superfund Site

allegedly, this is the personal tumblr of video game writer-designer bruno dias

[ammnontet]

oyster

[viciousmeme]

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

happy trepanation tuesday

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this had me laughing

[cyclesofmystery]

Clare Victor Dwiggins, 1908

I was amused by this rather “freaky” bit of Edwardiana, especially since I always got the feeling that Charles Dana Gibson, when drawing the Gibson Girl, was at least partially fantasizing about being stepped on or something.

[nycswebhead]

have you guys seen gas prices right now. jesus. its a good day to be able to shoot ropes from your wrists and swing around to places using those ropes like tarzan

[forcemeat-ghost]

Two Medieval Klingons Invent Discommendation

Medieval Klingon #1: Wow that guy is super treacherous... he really has no honor and you can't trust him at all...

Medieval Klingon #2: We should have some kind of special punishment for that.

Medieval Klingon #1: What if we all turn our backs to him

[iguanamarina]

[markovchaingang]

normalized data implies the existence of problematized data

[transcyberism]

that's his brother Lore actually

[forcemeat-ghost]

I wanna put you under a glass cloche. I wanna pin you inside a glass case. I wanna put you in a formaldehyde jar. I wanna bathe you in enzymes until your flesh turns totally clear then color you with stains.

[kotortwo]

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

[valdevia]

Made some thumbnails from the dark universe where every youtuber is a baby

[dreadwedge]

sexual theorists in the 18th century used to believe that each nipple on earth was but the corporeal head of an astral nipplesnake and that if you followed the body of any one nipplesnake back to its source you would eventually reach the papillar font, also known as the nipple king, a writhing mass of tangled nipplesnakes in the 12th dimension which is the source of all nipples and binds them together. . of course, nowadays we know that only about 95% of people are connected to the nipple king. and nobody knows what's wrong with the rest of you people and nobody has found the terminal point of any your snakes

[fipindustries]

if i ever become a showrunner i will actually do the fake series finalle followed by the true ending where the popular gay ship is confirmed just so i can forever poison fandom with the idea that it can happen for real and then they will truly never let that hope go for all other subsequent shows they watch henceforth. just for the sake of making the world a worse place

[carys-the-ninth]

Everybody come get into the Shadow of the Leviathan books with me, best Holmes-Watson duo of this century. I'm having a ball

[forcemeat-ghost]

sad wet pathetic men are a critical part of the diet but if that's all you eat you'll get scurvywholock

[forcemeat-ghost]

Waiter? Yes, thank you – I'll have your selection of fine powders. My beautiful wife will be having the liquid tasting menu. Thank you, yes.

[aside to my beautiful wife] little do these stuffed shirts know we plan to mix them together into goops...

[forcemeat-ghost]

[forcemeat-ghost]

List of Latin Cases

Nominative: Used when referring to someone by their Christian name

Vocative: Used when referring to someone in speech (as opposed to writing)

Accusative: For public call-outs

Genitive: Used when the noun is something you are wishing for, whether or not in a monkey's paw type scenario

Dative: Used when asking someone out

Ablative: Used when the noun is meant to sublimate to dissipate heat from the outside of a spacecraft during reentry

[forcemeat-ghost]

Other lesser-known grammatical cases

Absolutive: Used to indicate that the noun has no sign

Ergative: The noun is a sand dune, or a group of sand dunes

Elative: The noun is very happy

Allative: The noun has wings, eg horse-NOM (horse) vs horse-ALL (pegasus)

Sublative: The noun is a bottom

Oblique: Used for bishops, herringbone tiles, etc

Pegative: May be the pegger or peg-ee depending on language

Partitive: Noun is one of the parties of the Partition of Poland (1772)

Prepositional: Noun is, like, not goffik at all

Translative: Noun is changing its position but not its rotation or dimensions