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[pansyfemme]

im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

[richardscarry]

[retropopcult]

Illustration by Richard Scarry, 1968

[hellenhighwater]

Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

[hellenhighwater]

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

[hellenhighwater]

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

[hellenhighwater]

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

[hellenhighwater]

The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

[hellenhighwater]

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

your gazelle has a pearl choker

[hellenhighwater]

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

[hellenhighwater]

Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.

Will update if he survives the kiln.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

[hellenhighwater]

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

[thebisexualwreckoning]

OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?

[hellenhighwater]

Dude, c'mon, these things take time.

Give me a couple hours.

[hellenhighwater]

Okay!! We have doordrobe! It's not quite done but after nearly turning myself into an hellpancake while carrying this in from the garage to the house, I feel like I should call it a night.

Right now it's not going into a secret room (but the Angel of Death (And WiFi) behind it does have a secret compartment for my router? Does that count) but Malice and Vice are still exploring it like it's a whole new world.

The House of Horrors continues to be...well, exactly what it is.

[hellenhighwater]

Oh, no, all radioactive materials go in The Box.

[copp3rtop]

please explain. Do you actually have a lead lined box for radioactive objects, or are you just talking about the router behind the painting?

[hellenhighwater]

The Box.

[polarsirens]

I wish you the best of luck learning how to draw stoats

thanks, i’m gonna need it

[blackpyrefly]

i do not understand when parents are like "okay we can go in the gift shop but no touching and we won't buy anything" like dude you are setting this kid up to have a fit. under no circumstances do they understand what you just told them. to them the sentence was "okay you can go in the heaven-like area filled with awesome toys all for you" and when you tell them they have to leave without taking any of it, they will weep like adam evicted from the garden of eden. you have fucked up now

[rednines]

[titkoks]

[foreveriallyzombified]

tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you

thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:

i look and see a shock above,

but really there’s,

no danger.

i pee and watch the bugs make love,

and think of him:

a stranger.

[foreveriallyzombified]

some twin peaks shit happening on my poem

[cymothoid]

who wants to see a house that made me take ticks of poison damage

[cymothoid]

1204 S 18th St, Saint Louis, MO 63104 | Zillow

1204 S 18th St, Saint Louis MO, is a Single Family home that contains 2500 sq ft and was built in 1885.It contains 3 bedrooms and 3 bathroom

i want you to look through this house. i want you to really look. please try and make sense of the space in here. especially that weird thin room with the balcony. try and really wrap your head around this.

[cymothoid]

it's like a point and click adventure game. you have no sense of scale or distance because all the fucking photos are in portrait. there are too many mirrors and angles that straight up make no sense. it's confusing on purpose. its so fucked.

i think this might be my least favorite space in the whole thing. it feels bad. it gives me a little headache. i hate it.

[terpsikeraunos]

i love the song scarborough fair. it's like hey are you going to the farmer's market? get these herbs. and if you see my ex tell them to do something impossible.

[meowth]

[foolishfools-deactivated2024062]

#that little bat has no clue that it is embodying halloween right now #because it does not understand what holidays are #it does however #understand what pumpkins are #as it can eat those #it cannot eat halloween #bats

I needed your tags I’m sorry.

[naimsreid]

students, pick your fighter for writing papers

Microsoft Word

Google Docs

Voting ended onSep 30, 2023

[ayeforscotland]

Whenever I see anything like this my first thought is that @thebibliosphere will know what these words mean.

[thebibliosphere]

Unfortunately, you would be correct.

“Vampire facials”, which many people think is needling but is actually far, far worse, refers to platelet-rich plasma facials, in which blood is taken from a patient, processed in a centrifuge to extract the plasma and then re-injected it into the face. It’s supposed to make the skin “heal” itself because of platelets or some shit, giving you a more youthful look. Kim K helped make it popular after it was on her show but I know she also supposedly regrets it.

It’s uh, controversial to say the least. And not just because it sounds like painful bullshit but because lack of regulation for this sort of thing has lead to a couple of cases of HIV transmission happening.

The penis version is that they’re doing the exact same thing, taking plasma from themselves or a donor and injecting it into the penile tissue, supposedly to treat erectile dysfunction, but a lot of the men doing this are doing it just to get a girthier look.

And if you think I hate knowing all this, you’d be right.

[ruffboi-mags]

i hope you’re proud of yourself Joy.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

god it is three in the morning and i can't go to bed without inking like several dozen flowers but holy fuck yall

guess you need to see this too huh

[sexygaywizard]

Me listening to a "medieval version" of a modern song that has multiple melodic and harmonic lines, knowing that polyphony did not become a prominent musical texture until the renaissance era

[sexygaywizard]

i was so real here

[dyst-blogs]

new gender idea: guy who is super masculine and uses he/him pronouns, but every time someone acknowledges his gender or asks about it he switches to feminine presentation and she/her pronouns and refuses to acknowledge the change

[dyst-blogs]

sorry. *girl who is super feminine and uses she/her but everytime someone asks she switches to masc and he/him and refuses to acknowledge the change

[dyst-blogs]

sorry. *guy who is su-

[dyst-blogs]

hey. stop being funnier than me

[fitzdyke]

also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so

i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website

[betanoiz]

how’s that going bestie

[fitzdyke]

[fallenangelvictorious]

Sometimes time stamps really do add to the joke

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who conceives of every doorway he walks through as entering something and never exiting and he constantly feels like he is proceeding deeper and wishing he could get back to the start