Luna

(She/her). 1998. Australian, talentless, socially anxious. Loves rain.

[crimewave420]

[slavicbuttergrits-deactivated20]

did you not read the bible...

[hotvampireadjacent]

That shit is so fucking boring of course they didn’t read it. Real snooze fest

[roseillith]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

Me making unbroken eye contact with the gorillas at the zoo

[miifighter]

this is the stupidest fucking show ever (affectionate)

[heywriters]

Using tumblr is like living in a low class apartment building. You just get used to the landlord not fixing things, and then someone new moves in and you're helpfully like "oh yeah don't drink the tap water, it's got stuff in it that makes you sick" and then your neighbor you've had forever goes "oh they took the stuff out actually" and you're like "what? when was this?"

"like two years ago"

"you mean i could've been drinking the tap water all this time?"

"yeah. they gave us individual mailboxes too finally, you don't have to dig through the communal bin anymore"

"are you for real right now?? i just redirected my mail, i didnt know"

and the new tennant is like "why did you guys even live here if it was so bad"

"we like it."

"I kinda miss the communal mail bin tho"

[heywriters]

"the perpetually naked guy got evicted though"

"i know, so sad. he was really gross"

"i mean, his cousin streaks through the commons sometimes and knocks on all the doors"

"oh yeah, hate that guy"

[aniseandspearmint]

New Person: I just saw this weird guy in the lobby in a really creepy anthropomorphic Pikachu costume??????

Old Resident: yeah we have no idea where that guy came from. We've left messages with maintenance 'bout 'im but-

Other Old Resident: just don't make eye contact and you should be fine.

[sometimesdesperate]

"what are these strange markings in the paint?"

"Oh! Thats from the crab infestation!"

"The crab infestation?! Wow, glad they got that under control before I moved in."

"Oh, no no, it was an intentional infestation."

"Uh...."

"Yeah, we're hoping they bring the crabs back next year. A lot of us made friends with those crabs."

[paperpalooka]

No, I'm not joking, he doesnt just look like him, I swear to God neil gaiman lives across the hall.

[foxydunsparce]

[huffylemon]

buzzfeed made them eat WHAT

[huffylemon]

Im gonna need more info on that one

[memewhore]

[lux-in-the-night]

[calledoutpost-deactivated202103]

found the killer post again bc i lost it

[everythingfox]

“Sorry for attacking you”

(via)

[holorifle]

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby

[wizardpotions]

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

[monarchofrymden]

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

[wizardpotions]

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

[astronomical-bagel]

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other

[soleminisanction]

In the town where I grew up, a popular and easy elementary school science fair project involves collecting unfiltered tap water from the four sides of town and testing to see which has the most arsenic in it.

[memewhore]

[beardyoakenshield]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[moiraismywife-deactivated201801]

disney punk edits has nolimits look they even edited old man giuseppe

[moiraismywife-deactivated201801]

his name is geppetto

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

god he’s hot

[fgrobichiko]

don’t talk about Mario’s dad like that

[only-tiktoks]