you can eat moon poo

Rain ★ any pronouns ★ 22★ fandoms: Strange the Dreamer, Daughter of Smoke and Bone, The Starless Sea, Six of Crows, Redacted Audio, Castle Audios, Hadestown, Greek Mythology, and so much more

[foreverasidecharacter]

if Laini Taylor ever does a cross over with the characters from Daughter Of Smoke And Bone and Strange The Dreamer, i will be the most insufferable person in existence. that will be the only thing i talk about ever.

[depsidase]

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[allwhiterain-deactivated2025061]

Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995)

[zagreus]

previously unseen genders in human history

[luetta]

something they never told me about adulthood: mimic keys will attach themselves to your keychain in the hopes you use them and they can have sex with your keyholes

[luetta]

bro thinks it isn’t fucking obvious

[luetta]

i left my keys outside for 5 fucking minutes are you kidding me

[katabasia]

at this point I think alecto the ninth will be. Like. A choose your own adventure novel with chunks that are written in invisible ink and the smut scenes in cypher. Also it's upside down

[vividciggy]

Text post doodle of the day

[dogpuppy]

[vividciggy]

Their beef will never not be funny to me

(Based on this meme of course)

[only-alter-idem]

gideon: i hate harrow because she doesn’t treat me like a human being

gideon when harrow tries to treat her like a human being: woah woah woah, stop this! you’re going to make the readers think we’re gay for each other. do you have brain damage.

[enbylesbie]

"Harrow is a goth" "Harrow is a prep" "Harrow dresses alt" "Harrow would dress to fit in"

Harrow is the broke homeschooled kid from an isolationist cult that was let out on mission and/or bargained her way into attending a university so she could bring knowledge and funding back to the community. All her clothes are second-, third- or fourth-hand and have been patched and mended to hell and back and are not visually distinctive enough to identifiably belong to any subculture. The only exception to this lack of visual distinctiveness are her Church Robes, which are Church Robes. The only new clothing she owns is, like, underwear, maybe.

She is covered from neck to wrist and ankle because if anyone saw she had a human body under there she would gouge their eyes out. Most of her clothes are home-dyed black because she did it in the bathtub, and they must be black to show she is in permanent mourning. Also because then it's less likely people will notice she wears the same shirt and skirt for three days straight.

She does still have piercings (she is the only one on the Ninth mentioned to have piercings, I do not believe those are sacramental and are fully a Harrow Thing) because she can argue it's holy mortification of the flesh. Otherwise, thinking about what she is wearing is a distraction from more important things, which are a) being Righteous and b) proving she is the smartest person in the room.

Gideon dresses like a bogan

[maezanilla]

Crown prince Kiriona Gaia, saddest girl in the world

[finderheart]

I can't believe it took me this long to post these I finished this like nine months ago

An idea I had for Blood of Eden propaganda/recruitment posters featuring some of our favorite guys - combo of digital-print cyberpunk graphic design style with oldschool Saturday Morning Post covers like you'd see Leyendecker paintings on

I was gonna post these ahead of tabling at a small con and selling prints of them but ended up not tabling because turns out grad school is hard

maybe next year... figured tumblr would like though

[vividciggy]

Her Most Serene Highness, Crown Prince Kiriona Gaia, The Saddest Girl in the Whole World! 🖤

[depsidase]

[writing-prompt-s]

We’ve all heard tales of the moon being made of cheese, but what if it were made of bones? Bone fragments. Bone dust. Partial skeletons from animals we have no name for, no knowledge of. What if the moon were made of bones?

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

ianthe: harry can't POSSIBLY love you, nav; she lobotomized herself to forget about you! to love is to remember!

not five pages earlier: gideon waxing poetic about how harrow tenderly wrapped gideon's sunglasses (that harrow allegedly hated btw) and sealed them tightly in an envelope for eight months on the OFF CHANCE gideon came back in some way shape or form

gideon: yeah seems legit. i mean she didn't even seem happy when i died for her so like.