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#reference

quack-city

And THAT'S how you convince your life long enemy to help you fight against some weird ass looking cult thing

cosmerenaut

Michael Whelan Stormlight Archive covers + bonus Shallan artwork.

just-shower-thoughts

If you switched bodies with someone, you’d have to get used to how their voice sounded to them

ekotam

Jared Padalecki

#wow #sam

doggirlpaws

Okay, was anybody going to tell me that The Who made an unreleased rock opera about being trans? In 1966?? It was the first rock opera, too! Not the first rock opera by The Who, this would have been the first rock opera ever. And it was not subtle about its message:

It was about a dystopian world where parents decide their kids’ gender before they’re even born (get it?)

One family orders a perfect set of four little girls, but despite doing everything right, one of the quadruplets is actually a boy! (GET IT?)

They give the boy a perfect girl’s name, give him the perfect girls’ clothes, give him the perfect girl’s life, but for some reason he’s not happy, and he thinks he’s going insane (GET IT?)

Finally he puts his foot down and tell his parents that he is not a girl, he is a boy, and he asks them to call him Bill and stop insisting that he’s a girl, and they kick him out of the house

(YOU GET IT YET?)

Am I reading too much into it? You tell me:

#reference #watch later

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Jessie after dark

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update i have concerns about where katherine is going

batwynn

I’m a little more concerned about Roland at the moment.

teashoesandhair

Not to awaken the Katharine fandom or anything but, as of April 2020, she’s doing her absolute best

Oh to be a misunderstood sassy girl who disappears for a year and returns having gained 1,000 pounds

one-time-i-dreamt

I was just looking at how Sally was doing and

brucebocchi

#jade

pleaseexorciseme

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

jackironsides

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

ryrosryhoe

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

bonepoem

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

jukebox-head

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

cryptiboy

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

wintersoldierfell

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

randomthingsthatilike1

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

thechy-fychannel

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

malewifecentral

all in all fuck jerry seinfeld

funnymemes-and-kinkydreams

I spent ages searching notes for a source. Anyone got a link?

aliensmoothie

some of u guys still gotta learn what "cringe culture is dead" means apparently

aliensmoothie

like what reason is there for making fun of ppl for liking lemon demon or nirvana. what's the point in laughing at ppl for liking furbies and putting "core" after things and liking hlvrai. what do u get out of it. you cant be saying "end cringe culture" and shit and then make fun of people for liking things.

aliensmoothie

this is ok to reblog btw. ngl i encourage it