Is it a matter of worse or of better?

Sad Sack  / Aspiring Biologist / Emo Kid / Spoonie

[forgetmenots-and-marigolds]

What kind of dumbshit studies biology. Biology is a stupid degree.

[thecommonchick]

me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight 

someone: knocks on my door 

me:

[forgetmenots-and-marigolds]

I’m back

because where else do I liveblog my crisis?

[forgetmenots-and-marigolds]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[forgetmenots-and-marigolds]

My coworker was telling me she is getting sick and her husband has the flu, so she hopes she doesn't spread it to anyone in the office. I told her I got my flu shot so I should be safe. She went off about how bad the flu shot is for you and it doesn't do anything and it's totally pointless...

Bitch you're sick and I'm not

[madqueensarah]

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

[pdlcomics]

[tkkatherineblog]

[hostilemuppet]

they say depressed people arent productive well i just doubled the size of my minecraft farm so hows this dick taste fuckers

[catthey]

[hostilemuppet]

[forgetmenots-and-marigolds]

At this point, I am fueled by anger. I just hope the anger pushes me to go further and do better, and it doesn't eventually kill me.

[gianluc30]

Street Artist Transforms Ordinary Public Places Into Funny Installations 

michael-pederson miguel-marquez

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this

[breakingisabella]

tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten

[robert-the-redhead-lover-deacti]

27, or 28

[such-justice-wow]

10

[programmerhumour]

Relatable

[association-of-free-people]

🤔

[elpatron56]

[forgetmenots-and-marigolds]

My boyfriend works in tech and this is all true

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

[chinchela-art-deactivated202208]

This is so pure

[supermodelcats]

My gorgeous boy, Don Macaroni, and his pillow

[localstarboy]

[estrxlla]

This was so much funnier when I heard his accent. Hahahaha bless him. “Show me your tits”

[sam-astra]

Socially responsible southerner trippin balls

[quirkyambintrovert]

This is so wholesome

[nutsacktorturer]

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them