Not today Justin
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Mike Driver
$LAYYYTER
almost home
KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
#extradirty
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Origami Around
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
@theartofmadeline
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ojovivo
Jules of Nature
Misplaced Lens Cap
Peter Solarz
we're not kids anymore.
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@forgetthedamnhaters
My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.
The morning murps
Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.
this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way
i the snail.
everybody here is perfect
I have never seen a happier snail omg
Life imitates art
id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time
Abuse bro
Saving these tags bc I mean. Look at them
This is an instant reblog every time it comes to my dash I don’t care
^ right.
Joint is fire
Partytime… #timeout
AYYEEE
Dog loves kitten.
😭😂😭😂😂💀💀💀
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭 boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I’ve seen it all
Big baby crying because I stopped petting him for 2 seconds - Tito boy 😍 at 10 months
I would die for him
Pet him .. i wont ask you again.
i can’t handle this video like he looks so nervous about being a father but he’s trying his best and being so gentle with the little baby i’m lsjflsjflsjgahga
look at these cute pibble hippos oh my god
This is all I see when I look at this @chick-fe-latio
OMFG YES😍😍😍
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
THE END
Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.
awwwwww♥
This is the cutest shit ever everything else can go home
@blackkatmagic
what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look
It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)
hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god
tom jones fucked all of our moms
Two weeks ago, my sister and I went out for breakfast at a popular cafe near her place. Enya’s ‘Only Time’ started playing halfway through our homefries, and was still droning right along as I ate my last bite of potato. Squinting, I looked up at the ceiling, looked at my sister, and said:
“Either someone’s playing ‘Only Time’ back-to-back, or ‘Only Time’ is a lot longer than I remember.”
Her eyes went huge. We lingered over our tea (a thing we normally wouldn’t do in a crowded eatery, but we had a mystery to solve) and soon confirmed that, yes, somebody was looping Enya. No one else in the cafe seemed to have caught on, but we were some of the younger people present anyway. The staff were all going about their business. Nobody was looking around with fearful millennial knowingness but us. By the sixth-ish repetition, we were in silent hysterics, biting our fists, whispering “GODDAMMIT” to each other, drawing weird glances from adjacent tables.
My sister got up to use the bathroom. Left alone with the seventh repetition of ‘Only Time’, I left my stuff at our table, got back in line, and ordered a pastry to go. As the barista rang me up, I said:
“Hey, sorry, weird question, but I have to know. Are you guys pulling a Salt and Pepper Diner right now?”
Her face transitioned from ‘polite customer service mask’ to ‘sly but delighted’ in .2 seconds. “We’ve been waiting to see if anybody would notice. Nobody’s been reacting at all!”
“Is there a prize for being the first?” I promise I was joking, but she lit up and said,
“Yes, oh my god! Do you want a cookie??”
And that’s the story of how John Mulaney won me a giant ginger-molasses cookie.
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging
I’m reblogging it everytime I see it. Sorry, not sorry.
Just had this argument with my dad the other day lol he tried to tell me boys are easier to raise than girls
Thats because they don’t Raise them at ALL, boys are allowed to do wathever they want because they’re boys, meanwhile girls are taught to do chores Sincé child, because u want a well educated and formal woman and is bad when they answer ir defend themself ,meanwhile a boy should be the one whit pants in the house
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I know I’ve seen one of these pictures before, but I hadn’t known there were THIS MANY pictures of this adorable cat, with rubber duckies!
via weheartit
Sophie Turner and Jonathan Van Ness meeting for the first time
its like two drunks girls meeting in the bathroom
art.
