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An Open Letter to Tumblr about the Adult Content Ban and How it is Hurting Your Users:
Recently, Tumblr was removed from the Apple app store due to an incident involving child pornography. This incident is incredibly unfortunate, but it doesnât stand alone. Tumblr was also removed from the app store due to the large influx of porn bots and pornographic spam, users claiming to be proud to be pedophiles, blatant Nazism, racists who are not deleted for sending hate and harassing users, and more. I myself reported someone for harassing me, but because I had blocked the person and couldnât access the messages where they harassed me, they were still able to send me anonymous asks. Your support staff, with back doors to the website (presumably), claimed they could not access the messages, and I was left SOL. Many features on this website do nothing to actually protect your users from harassment, racism, homophobia, transphobia, Nazis, pedophiles, predators, porn bots, and more.Â
You claim in your statement to us that you âhave been working on these problems for a long timeâ. This is blatantly untrue. Please do not lie to us and patronize us. Weâve been here. Weâve seen you do nothing over, and over, and over again.Â
We complained to you for months and months about the rampant porn bots, and you did nothing except add a report button on mobile which only reported sensitive content or spam at best. You could have addressed this problem with an effective algorithm, but you did not. We complained to you about being harassed and sent hate speech for being LGBT+, and you did nothing. We complained to you about blogs being randomly deleted, and sometimes youâve restored them, other times you have not. We complained to you that there were people proudly claiming to be âMinor Attracted Personsâ, or pedophiles, and you did nothing. We complained to you about people proudly claiming to be white supremacists, and you did nothing. All of these things are âagainst the community guidelinesâ, and yet over and over, you have not found effective ways to handle these problems or suppress the feeling of welcome that these users claim to get here. You have had a long time to work on these problems, but you havenât addressed them. To say you have is untrue.Â
 Multiple other social networking websites, such as Wordpress, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and others have effectively dealt with rampant pornography, racism, pedophilia, and other problems without causing massive issues for their users who are not misusing the platform. They are continuing to find new, effective ways to deal with these issues without causing problems for their userbase as a whole. There is no reason that you are unable to do this effectively other than that you wanted to do it quickly. You have once again chosen your stock holders over your users. And we have had enough.Â
You have already started to ban âAdultâ content with a new algorithm. Here are screenshots of just a fraction of the posts you have flagged as containing adult content:
Your new system of simply tackling everything at once is not working. At all. And each of these screenshots is proof of your utter incompetence. None of these posts contain pornographic acts, âfemale nipplesâ, or any community violation of any kind.Â
We, the users, have been asking you for months to deal with these problems - particularly, the porn bots and bots that spam. In order to block a bot from a side blog, I have to do it manually, even though they are in my side blogâs feed. This is a huge issue for mobile - only users. They keep cropping up in droves, taking over our posts and tricking google into making it look like a legitimate blog linked to a pornographic website. We have complained to you for months and months now, and your solution to simply âban all adult contentâ is ineffective. I agree that children should not be able to access pornography - but this is not how you tackle a porn bot problem. Your system is utterly useless, allows for racists, pedophiles, porn bots, and Nazis to remain untouched. It also harms sex workers and real people who may use this website for some forms of adult content responsibly. Moreover, as seen above, it harms plenty of users who have in no way violated your terms of service.
 If you keep this up, you threaten your website and company as a whole. Many of us are backing up our blogs and planning places to go to.Â
You already have a content filter for âsensitiveâ content (content inappropriate for younger viewers). You could have improved this, instead of attacking your entire user base. It seems to be a very lazy âsolutionâ, if you could call it one at all, and one that harms your entire userbase.
If you are going to keep this filter in place and make Tumblr, a website that has never been known for being family friendly and has never claimed to be, you are going to lose millions of your users. We are already planning our exodus. It isnât hard to follow. Censor us, and we will go somewhere else. That is not a threat. It is a promise.Â
Sincerely,Â
The users of your website.Â
@staff @support
They flagged this post immediately and Iâve submitted it for review⊠this is⊠quite a week.
If you believe these words, reblog it, please. I want this to be right in their face because I couldnât email them directly.Â
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these are some old glassdoor reviews about tumblr from a long while ago. these problems were lonnnnnnnnnng coming.
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Despite Royâs warm, comforting tone the scientists touch seemed sterile and somewhat detached, an imitation of human character. Julian is relieved when the elevator reaches its destination, more than ready to step right out of confined space.
Thank god no extra testing was needed but he gives an internal scoff at Royâs statement on genetics and how things could cause problems to humans. Well how do you avoid errors when people were the only ones behind the wheel? He canât help but eye roll at his own sarcastic question as the elevator doors open, exposing them to Royâs laboratory.
âNo not me, I can handle needles and a bit of blood considering what has happened in my career at SeaWorld and the recent incidents here at Jurassic World.â
Roy led Julian into the research lab where the rest of this secret team were. There was Warren, Leo, Claire, Bruno & Apollo. He introduced them to Julian one at a time. The first was Warren, who had short blonde hair, but he never seemed to comb or brush it. He had a set of intense green eyes, hands were tediously kept in great shape. A firm handshake and small nod was what Julian received.Â
âHeâs working with Leo to help coordinate and run this program. Which this is Leo, he is a secondary brain to the research.â He spoke softly, moving to the tall and lithe man that stood beside the slightly shorter Julian. He wore grey slim khakis and a black turtle neck, seemed to he ran cold. His hands were gentle and eyes were a deep pool of blue, there was a lot reserved behind them. A lot of intelligence and wonderment, even now he seemed to not fully be there, thinking of something else. But he breaks from that concentration to focus in and address Julian properly. âNice to meet you.â He meekly chimed.Â
The third to last person was Claire, who had a spirit to her and was eager to shake Julianâs hand. Her grip was firm, but the motion playful, energized greatly and that grin was a contagious enthusiasm. âItâs so great to see that youâre joining our team Julian, Iâm Claire, itâs nice to meet you. We have so much to talk about, but that can be later.â She finally let Roy continue the introductions down to the last pair.Â
It was noticeable that the two men in uniform was their protection/guards. The larger of the two was an easy six feet and had a calm demeanor, gazing thoughtfully at the corner, before his eyes moved down to Julian. A large hand was offered to him for a firm, warm shake. He gave the reminiscence of a smile before the smaller and bolder Bruno interrupted. âHeâs Apollo and Iâm Bruno, weâre the detail down here. We can handle anything.â
Shout out to @staff for making sure I see ads like this during this shitty time. Go f*** yourself Tumblr (you already are)
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For the *extra* anxious; export your blog!
Whether or not you end up needing it, you can have it all in one handy dandy file.
Okay, regardless of ANYTHING else, this is an amazing tool.
Iâm considering using this at the beginning of the year just to have a nifty little archive of everything Iâve done since starting the blog.
âŠmight actually just go ahead and do this anywayâŠ
Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further
Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything youâve posted on Tumblr.
TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.
Jux - Artful posts, beautiful blogging experience
Reblogging cause one day it just may be neccessary.
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WordPress will also import Tumblr blogs.
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Sophia took in a soft breath. Her brow furrowed a moment as she mulled over his words. âI appreciate the invitation,â she said, opting to test his comment on whether or not she had a choice. âBut if an education is required, Iâd suggest you take it up with my employer.âÂ
Slowly, she stood. She wasnât authorized to make any other contact tonight. It could get dicy if she followed this man upstairs. âIâm here on behalf of someone else, Iâm afraid.â And that was the truth. If she had her way, sheâd of been in the peace and quiet of her bedroom with a good book instead of tracking down mafioso low-lifes. âIf this is your territory, I assure you, it was not known to us.âÂ
âMmm, someone has instilled the fear of being reprimanded quite aggressively into you.â He placed his hands behind his back. âI wouldnât dare harm you.â That would be an unfair fight he felt. âYou also donât need to worry about this, I have a lot of helpful information and knowledge. Isnât sharing knowledge helpful? Could even make it better against your superior. \
âYouâre a new underling, hmm?â He tapped his neck to make a subtle note he knew what she was. âI donât understand this âclimb the ladderâ aspect for vampires, I can sense thereâs quite a bit of potential within you, Sophia.âÂ
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He cut a piece curiously, handling the fork as if it were a foreign object. Luca savored the bite for a long moment. âWow⊠damn this is good,â he chuckled. âThink I have a new favorite.â
âIâm glad you enjoy it, you can help me finish it.â He used the fork to take off another piece of the cheesecake. He gazed at Lucaâs eyes again, taking in their colour.Â
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He was in the middle of a clean up, splitting his own abdominal cavity open to reveal a void, drawing in the fresh corpses until all that was left behind were the spatters of blood. The cavity closes and for a few minutes the creatureâs skin tone pulsed, changing to a dark crimson color before reverting back to the deep black waves.
Despair trapses over to the men that were left alive, releasing a pleased rumble he heals only one of their assailants, reverting back to his human state for an easier way to communicate.
âIt only takes one to send a message so this guy can tuck tail anâ run. The rest, wellâŠfuck em.â
âIâll need fresh meat...â Roy placed quarter sized items upon the necks of the other men, the ones he wished to take with him. âSo, this one is going to take the message in?â He glanced to Julian, a tad disheartened the large sludge dog was already put away.Â
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An SR-71 Blackbird once flew from LA to Washington DC in 64 minutes. Average speed of the flight: 2145mph.
âThere were a lot of things we couldnât do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.
It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.
I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldnât match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury.
Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.
We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: âNovember Charlie 175, Iâm showing you at ninety knots on the ground.â
Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the â Houston Center voice.â I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this countryâs space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didnât matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.
Just moments after the Cessnaâs inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. âI have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.â Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. âCenter, Dusty 52 ground speed checkâ. Before Center could reply, Iâm thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, olâ Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. Heâs the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: âDusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground.â
And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done - in mere seconds weâll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn.
Somewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: âLos Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?â There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. âAspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground.â
I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: âAh, Center, much thanks, weâre showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.â
For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A. came back with, âRoger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.â
It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine dayâs work.
We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.â
-Brian Schul, Sled Driver: Flying The Worldâs Fastest Jet
Always reblog passive-aggressive Blackbird speed check
guys seriously tho what the fuck even was the SR-71 blackbird. That plane is like someone made a fucking bet. Like someone went âI have ten bucks that says you canât make something that cruises at Mach 2.5âł and the aero folks scoffed and went hold our collective goddamn beers and then they cracked out a plane that CRUISES AT MACH 3 (for reference the much vaunted âsupercruiseâ of the F-22 is only a few ticks above Mach 1). You need to understand how patently absurd this fucking vehicle is from nose to tail. Its original iteration, the A-12, was the successor to the U-2 when it became clear the USSR had developed missiles that could fly high enough to shoot it down so instead they built a new plane so fast you couldnât fucking hit it. THAT WAS LITERALLY HOW THE SR-71 WORKED. By the time you realized what was goddamn happening at 80,000 feet it was already out of your fucking timezone. One time a pilot missed a turn by a second and ended up over Atlanta instead of DC. It flew so fast and got so hot that the entire fuselage stretched by several inches midflight which turned out to be a gigantic pain because all the fuel lines were hooked up assuming this stretching factor, so while on the ground it leaked like a goddamn sieve so at one point they decided to combat this BY STUFFING IT FULL OF KOTEX literally they had to shove tampons in this incredibly sophisticated aircraft so the fuel would stay in. It was the first serious aircraft built entirely out of titanium because no other metal could do the job, and at the time titanium wasnât a widely-used metal so the worldâs only major supplier WAS THE ACTUAL USSR SO THE US ACTUALLY BOUGHT THE MATERIAL TO MAKE THEIR SECRET SPY PLANE FROM THE PEOPLE THEY WERE SPYING ON.Â
TL;DR Every single thing about this fucking aircraft is fucking ridiculous.
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One foot in the grave, one in the DVR.
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