Bob Knew First

This is a Check Please! sideblog. Follows etc. will be from anxieties-alleviated. Read the comic here.

[hockeydyke]

Has this been done Read check please here: omgcheckplease.tumblr.com

[kfrye]

Yeah, Bob. He sure did come out on the ice.

[marquisdehockey]

Kent: I just have this voice that keeps telling me negative things, y’know?

Kent’s therapist: Like, anxiety?

Kent: No, I’m talking about Carl

Kent: He’s kind of a dick

[bluegrasshole]

i don’t want to like… invalidate all the hard work everyone’s ever put in their zimbits baby HCs but i strongly believe that they would give their daughter a hyphenated name bc it’s both a quebecois and a southern tradition

[garden-of-succulents]

I hate this but I know it’s true. And one of the halves will probably be Marie.

[wheeloffortune-design]

Oh dear, the Québec hyphenated names.

Marie-Ève, Marie-Pierre, Marie-Hélène, Marie-Christine, Marie-Julie, Marie-Noëlle, Marie-Claire, Marie-Line, Marie-Lou, Marie-Jeanne, Marie-Anne, Marie-Lune… Anne-Marie…

[garden-of-succulents]

Marie-Hockey

[hockey-time-machine]

fun fact: a Zamboni leaking transmission fluid looks a lot like a hit and run crime scene

[fortyninemore]

Ransom: [walking down stairs] Is something burning...?

Holster: [leaning seductively against the counter] Just my desire for you.

Ransom: Holster, the toaster is on fire.

[theloverpea]

this is, as they say, my magnum opus (pls reblog i’ve spent 3 hours on this) art by ngozi. original clip (x)

[earthbender-nursey]

Nursey: wakes up before Dex Nursey: watches Dex sleep with a small smile Nursey: connects Dex’s freckles with his finger Dex: wakes up Nursey: “you snore”

[minyardbag]

so just like, a reminder? bitty isn’t actually capable of making 19 pies in five minutes. he’s a baker, not a wizard. chill.

[kermitlesbian]

If you put the pies in at 3750 degrees Fahrenheit it lowers the baking time by 90%

[lllstyle222-deactivated20210216]

This is true I’m an oven

[fortyninemore]

Bitty: Allergies?

Lardo: Cowardice and weak-willed men. And hazelnuts.

[for-you-and-bits]

Jacques Laurent “haha” Zimmermann

[fortyninemore]

Classmate: So how have you been lately?

Fry Guy: Well I have this headache that comes and goes...

Samwell Hockey Team: *enters the room*

Fry Guy: there it is

[bluezimmz]

I JUST LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP SO MUCH LOOK AT THIS CUTE LITTLE DEETS EXCHANGE AND THE FIST BUMP MMMMMMMOHMYGODDDDDDDD (x)

[dezimbits]

I just can’t get over my boys in formal wear.

Last sketch for the night, I promise!

[fortyninemore]

jack, about to leave on a long roadie: bye bye pumpkin pie

bitty, sleepily at the door: see you soon macaroon

[kirkaut]

he boutta do it!!

this is a quick and sketchy mess oop

[aasterisms]

some dex/nursey doodles from yesterday