Isaac Newton, I Hardly Knew Ye
He lived to an old age and died a virgin. My time with one of the worldâs greatest minds ended rather abruptly somewhere between New York City and El Paso, Texas.
It was a peculiar place to end with Isaac Newton, traveling high above the ground in a technological beast that seemed to defy the laws of gravity he had discovered centuries earlier. What would the man who was inspired by a falling apple think of a hunk of metal floating in the sky? He is, after all, the one who originated the concept of a satellite, that if you launch an object from just the right speed at some point above the earth it will fall forever. The satellite, Newton discovered, will always fall at the same rate towards Earth due to gravity, and the Earthâs surface will continue to curve below it at a constant rate.
In my case, the plane is neither falling straight down like an apple from a tree nor falling forever like a satellite.
My guess is that he would say little and immediately turn his attention to finding a mathematical explanation. But, if he did have something to say, I wouldnât be allowed near him to hear it anyway.
Isaac Newton preferred to work and spend his time alone, I learned, even as his discoveries brought him fame. This wasnât because he was shy, but rather the very opposite. His ego was as âcolossal as his intellect,â itâs been written. It didnât help that Newton, a deeply religious man, thought he was specifically tapped by God to translate His creation and universe by blessing him with incredible mathematical talents. The spelling of his name in Latin, after all, is an anagram for Jeova Sanctus Unus, or âJehovah, the Holy One.â And Newton knew this. So perhaps itâs unsurprising that, while he may have been well respected, he had little friends and made a conscientious effort to avoid sexual connections.
"The way to chastity is not to struggle with incontinent thoughts,â he is said to have written, âbut to avert ye thoughts by some employment, or by reading, or meditating on other thing.â
Newton didnât care much for the arts and culture either, not for operas or sculptures, or for music or fashion. He was an intellectual stereotype who often forgot to eat, worked long hours, appeared disheveled, all because he was too consumed by his equations to even notice his hunger or appearance. But this lifestyle clearly served him well. In his early 20s Newton was turning out mathematical discoveries every couple of months, including some work in physics. Over the course of a mere 18 months, Newton proved the binomial theorem, found the method of tangents, direct method of fluxions, theory of colors, and the inverse method of fluxions. And then, quite naturally, he began pondering Earthâs gravity force on the moon. In other words, he had discovered âa great chunk of calculusâ and the ânature of light,â historians write. Newton was just 23 years old, and still had at least 60 years of life left.
The boy genius, however, was not a lone genius. Newton was a part of the major mathematical and scientific revolution of the seventeenth century.
His intellectual archrival at the time was a man whose character was opposite Newtonâs. Gottfried Wilhelm von Liebniz sought the limelight and the company of women, and he reveled in the ostentatious manner and appearance that went with it. He loved publicizing his own mathematical discoveries so much that, on occasion, he was caught at parties claiming a few that didnât belong to him. Oops!
But never mind that. Liebniz was a genius, often coincidentally working on problems that Newton was also working on. When the two discovered this, it inevitably led to fierce rivalry: who discovered this first, who published that first? In public, the two were cordial and, at times, straight up liars, professing their utmost respect for each other. But in behind closed doors, they were out to destroy each other.
Newton became the kind of person his contemporaries would not debate on any intellectual matter, whereas Liebniz, itâs been written, was someone âall-too-humanâ who incited quarrel and ridicule, as Voltaire did in Candide. And, in the end, Newtonâs body found a home at Westminster Abbey, and Liebnizâs in an unmarked grave.
But there is reason for Newton, whose name, works and discoveries live on today, to not inspire envy.
âFor the price Newton had to pay for being a supreme intellect was that he was incapable of friendship, love, fatherhood,â English writer and philosopher Aldous Huxley wrote. âAs a monster he was superb.â I was fortunate enough meet the monster side of this supreme intellect in a book I discovered called The Clockwork Universe, by Edward Dolnick.
Oh, and apparently, that whole apple thing may not have actually happened. At least, it didnât happen in the way characterized by popular culture.












