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[wowwforever]

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[cpineau1973]

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

[cpineau1973]

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

[testosteronetwink]

happy veterans day

[mtndewbajablast]

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

[mtndewbajablast]

[hiveswap]

shrex

[yasirumora]

I will design 200 catchy and professional pinterest pins only for $5. https://www.fiverr.com/share/VNk0Vz

[mtndewbajablast]

like hell you will

[stantler]

Happy Memorial Day

[seravph]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[magicspacedragon]

[voidgoatazzy]

Two extremes

[intriga-hounds]

sivi met his granddaughter tonight

he did not like it

[boxheadpaint]

not a single happy camper in this image

[cannibalchicken]

unholy amalgamation:

[cannibalchicken]

nature is healing

[cannibalchicken]

[terumimi-your-foxy-fren]

[girlnephew]

[tockthewatchdog]

[dullahandyke]

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

[capacity2]

I’ll never forget the girl who was shopping for dildos mid lecture. She picked the one I wanted too

[howlingatthemoon3]

You can’t just leave this in the tags 🤣 @capacity2

[capacity2]

I didn’t though….. it’s on the post u can see it right there I typed it onto the post

[pinene]

Does anyone want me

[7dmom]

Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.

[lindleland]

[godshideouscreation]

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

[straycatj]

hello mr j! i think you and kofu are very cute

[straycatj]

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

[straycatj]

Please imagine;

You are around 60 years old, and your son in law around 25 years chases you at full speed then bites and beats you every day, can you say he is cute!?

[catchymemes]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The newest Tumblr inside joke was to reply to any and all tutorials or guides with “OP thinks they‘re Jichael”. 

I don’t know who Jichael is.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[icarus-suraki]

How come everyone has orbs now??? What the fuck!!! I want an orb!!! How do I get an orb????????

[cargopantsman]

Are you a wizard?

Gotta be a wizard to have an orb.

[icarus-suraki]

What kind of a question is that? Of course I’m a wizard! I’m over here doing hot wizard shit and everything.

[lew-basnight]

No no you have an orb! You showed me that one time! (Surreptitiously hands you a spare orb under the table)

[theunfairfolk]

ILLEGAL ORB TRANSFER

HALT, DIRTBAGS

[icarus-suraki]

YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF THE ORB!

[lew-basnight]

(scatters handful of very small orbs on the floor) I cast fall on your ass!

[theunfairfolk]

NOOOOOO