So far:

30s:From what I could figure, the meaning of life is to perpetually avoid monotony... Everything that doesn't change gets destroyed. I also find it funny that "To define is to kill, to suggest is to create" and everything in physics has at least one exception... It's like the universe makes it so you can't dismiss even one thing...hm.

[wizard-laundry]

This is relevant once again. I apologize if you are a real human getting blocked/reported.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"Scam" you mean people are fighting back against housing discrimination??? I don't think these people know what the word scam means

Scams are designed to trick someone into giving up money based on lies. This is just.. asking for information then legally enforcing the law??

Fuck landlords

[that-gay-jedi]

"Are you illegally discriminating against disabled people?"

"Yes."

[saccharinesmuse]

Real tit enjoyers like em big or small or in any shape and on any body btw. if you only like big chests on small women you arent welcome to the tit enthusiasts club.

[saccharinesmuse]

I think my boob gatekeeping post will find its people.

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[asparrowdraws]

Gaming Dice.

I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.

[greywolfheirs]

PAINTING!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

[sensoryscorpio]

CHAT THIS IS A PAINTING!!!

[almaignismare]

I went over this post twice before realising. I was like "oh it's just set up like a still life painting, right". NO IT'S FUCKING NOT!

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[telomeke]

[ID–

First image is a life vest, overlaid with the text "wear me!".

Second image is a tag that reads: #thats terrifying.

Third image is a tag that reads: #do you people not know how to swim?

End ID.]

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[byjove]

tall guys might have the upper hand (pun intended) in dating rn but my 5'4" self will have the last laugh when I’m the hottest guy in the nursing home

[birf]

the People pleaser in me setting exactly one☝️ boundary

[birf]

That was the wrONG GIF

[birf]

Actually no it still works it’s pretty accurate

[hadalstims]

So deeply moved by this puppy eating raspberries I had to make it a gif I felt compelled

[linddzz]

Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

[linddzz]

Them: WHAT ELSE

Me, crying, broken: the suckers can leave hickies also they taste with their suckers 😭😭😭😭

[linddzz]

[preserving-tiktok]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[rapunzelonline]

Batman: The animated series, 1992

[toskarin]

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

[toskarin]

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

[porcelain-siscon]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[toskarin]

not that there's anything wrong with that

[medakakurokami]

[eightdoctor]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[eightdoctor]

[tall]

[youcandalekmyballs]

you shine a light back and forth in the baby's eyes! depending on how the light reflects back, you add or take away lenses. when the reflection moves at the same time and in the same direction as the light, you know you've got the baby's prescription correct. it's called a retinoscopy, and it works on pretty much anyone (subjective refractions are just easier). here's a video by ophthalmologist tim root explaining in more detail, if anyone's interested.