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30s:From what I could figure, the meaning of life is to perpetually avoid monotony... Everything that doesn't change gets destroyed. I also find it funny that "To define is to kill, to suggest is to create" and everything in physics has at least one exception... It's like the universe makes it so you can't dismiss even one thing...hm.

[wizard-laundry]

This is relevant once again. I apologize if you are a real human getting blocked/reported.

[byjove]

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

[byjove]

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

[byjove]

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

[byjove]

I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.

[femmmie]

My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.

[lucisthings6]

My grandmother confessed on her death bed that:

Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends

The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers

They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry

Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them

The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession 😂

[polyamorousmood]

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[rosieitth]

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[cartoonscientist]

I mean, I do like spiders

what?

[numbersareimaginary]

@fleshengine

[framingangels]

Unlocking options like this is sick

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ampervadasz]

[masterkfox]

my two brain cells

[vigilantsycamore]

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

[a-book-of-creatures]

Inside you there are two hamsters…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

literally how my brain feels all of the time these days

[therearenogirlsontheinternets]

We must out-stupid the enemy

[antigoneprogone]

[bealittleimprobable]

You want to remake Carrie? Set it around try outs for a new version of Carrie, except they won't let the fat girl even audition.

(Yes, this means you have to actually cast a fat girl. Go on, be brave, I know you can... well, I don't know you can do it, but we can pretend.)

[fibromyalgicaf]

Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...

I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.

[writingdose]

[suppermariobroth]

Maximum petting speed in the Pet Cat souvenir in WarioWare: Twisted.

[narutwitter]

[bies163]

[kply-industries]

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable