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Sometimes love is just a lockpick who has a problem with smiling and a tightrope walker with knives

#kanej just sitting there destroying the fandom's hearts #kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #soc #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #nina zenik #matthias helvar #nitthias #shadow and bone #s&b #crooked kingdom

Isabelle: You clothes look gay.

Alec: YEAH?! I hope so. Because my clothes are gay. If I am wearing them, they are gay. Gay by association.

Magnus: They came out of the closet this morning, what had you expect?

Jason: Are you okay?? Why are you crying??!!

Nico: I am having an allergic reaction.

Jason: To what?

Nico: .......LIFE

#allergic to life #nico di angelo #jason grace #camp halfblood #solangleo #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #piper mclean #Hazel Levesque #franck zhang #leo valdez #percabeth #frazel #Percy Jackson and the Olympians #heroes of olympus #riordanverse #brotp

Jace: [throws the door open looking panicked]

Alec: What did you do?

Jace: Nobody died.

Alec: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT ?!

#what kind of answer is that jace?#let's hope alec doesn't kill jace #parabatai #jace could get himself killed putting on his pants in the morning #shadowhunters #jace herondale #jace morgenstern #jace lightwood #jace lightwood herondale #jace has too many last names #herondales #demon pox #demon pox oh demon pox #alec lightwood #alec lightwood bane #clary fairchild #isabelle lightwood #simon lewis #magnus bane

Magnus: I am gonna eat healthy food from now on.

Magnus:

also Magnus: Eats hot cheetos for breakfast.

“Oh, Magnus!” Ragnor wailed. “That’s disgusting! How could you? Have you lost your mind?”

“What?” Magnus asked again.

“We agreed eighteen was the cutoff age,” said Ragnor. “You, I, and Catarina made a vow.”

“A v— Oh, wait. You think I’m dating Raphael?” Magnus asked. “Raphael? That’s ridiculous. That’s—”

“That’s the most revolting idea I’ve ever heard.”

Raphael’s voice rang out to the ceiling. Probably people in the street could hear him.

~Raphael Santiago, Saving Raphael Santiago, The Bane Chronicles

@cassandraclare

#raphael santiago #the bane chronicles #magnus bane #ragnor fell #shadowhunters #vampires #tsc #malec #malec forever

Magnus: Why did the duck cross the road?

Jace: Why?

Magnus: To visit you of course...

Jace: Shut up.

Magnus: Knock knock

Jace: Who’s there?

Magnus, with innocent puppy eyes: The duck!!

Jace: Listen here you mother-

Clary: Your plan is never gonna work, its insane.

Jace: You call it crazy, we call it a Friday!

Alec: Its a Monday man

Jace: Is it really? I have lost track of time, its all so crazy.

Isabelle: This is a DISASTER!!! The printer messed up the invitation! It’s supposed to say “Magnus’s birthday”

Simon: What does it say now?

Clary: It says “Magnus’s bi”

Alec: Wait, that works too…

Magnus: What are you allergic to?

Alec: I am allergic to spiders, Clary, and human emotions

Demon: We have your boyfriend.

Izzy: I don’t have a boyfriend.

Demon: He made us revaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick him up?

Izzy: By the angel, you have Simon!!

Demon: I am going to be a lyricist.

Jace: I have a plan.

Alec: Does it involve us not getting in trouble?

Jace : *stares at Alec for 10 minutes*

Jace: I said I had a plan. Not a miracle.

Hazel, about Nico: He likes mysterious boys.

*later*

Nico: Where are we going?

Will: Its none of your fucking business!!

#none of your fucking business #solangelo #nico di angelo #will solace #hazel levesque #nico is an angel #heroes of olympus #hoo

Magnus : Can I call you Angel?

Alec : Of course! You can call me whatever you want.

Magnus: Sweet. I am calling you husband.

Alec:...NOW WAIT HERE YOU–

#alec lightwood #magnus bane #malec #alec lightworm #the shadowhuter chronicles #shadowhunters #lightwood #magnus lightwood bane #magnus x alec #alexander lightwood

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