Trash Queen

Title Says it all 22 • BI • she/her • Leo • DK • icon by Prinzcake

[not-an-enstarrie]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

band that sings all one direction songs backwards called wrong direction

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

you have no idea how funny this was in my brain

[australiansanta]

americans be like i’m looking at myself in the meer

[creolesasuke]

DLJDGSJHLHDKHKSHDHKD

[sillyjimjam]

americans be like im gonna eat an ornge

[jalapeepo]

americans see a tree rodent and go ‘look a skwurl’

[imsobadatnicknames]

Love all the americans in the notes going “nooo you dont understann,,d  america si usst   ;so big we have sso ;;man yaccents Our   country iss just,, too big” as if the fucking brits don’t have like five dialects per square mile or some shit

[per4mancecheck]

Laughing because I’m an American and I say all these things

[himboatheart]

Shut up you guys literally say chewsday

[radmona]

as opposed to toosday?

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

The joke is brits and americans both suck

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The correct way to pronounce things is clearly the Australian way.

[postilionstruckbylightning]

Which is by eliminating half the syllables and treating all consonants with deep distrust.

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[weedhillfarm]

Day old chicks are so funny, they just fall asleep so easily

[spooky-catboy-angel]

youll have to excuse them... it is very tiring to be small and tiny

[sadthotty]

Good morning only to ppl who wear their face masks over their noses

[lovinglybaking]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i propose that “himbo” and “bimbo” are not true opposites and exist more on a four part axis and the missing other two are “herbo” (a big dumb sexy strong woman) and “himbim” (a skinny stupid pretty boy)

[theroguefeminist]

[qsy-draws-a-lot]

Finally someone fixed my problem.

[iamjohnlocked4life]

I made a meme for today

[whitepeopletwitter]

[galiifreyrose]

[thatshinobilife]

Okay I’m sorry but I’m rewatching the chunin exams arc and with how overdramatic and fake edgy Gaara is there is NO WAY his siblings don’t mock him for it as petty revenge the second he stops being a psychopath. Baki asks him where he’s going and his completely straight faced response is “to remind myself I’m alive” like okay ebony darkness dementia ravenway, it’s all fun and games now, but it’s not gonna be so edgy when your older brother uses this line to clown you every time he leaves a room for the next 2 and a half years.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[totallysilvergirl]

Always reblog the ice cream dog

[stars-bean]

Peter Pan (1953) dir. Clyde Geronimi, Hamilton Luske and Wilfred Jackson

[thealphawithin-deactivated20230]

[the-togepi-man]

[ruinedchildhood]

[cityofartists]

The original looks more messed up to me now than the vine

[acitywithoutwalls]

I had no idea the women in the top left and bottom left were different people