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[chiesovic]

at least girls know how to write gay sex into their fanfics what the hell is this

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

[fortinbrasftw]

so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

sorry

[itsyaboi-ray]

So I asked nonbinary reddit this a while back:

And they really went all out, here are some of my favorite responses:

And of course, the most confusing of all to cis people:

Link to the original if you wanna see more responses! 

[lesbofujo]

A genderless lad. NOT a man or male in any way, just a lad

[evergrace2]

[seagodofmagic]

someone just started blasting the indiana jones theme music on this train and i can’t tell who it is

but bless them

[minutia-r]

Apparently if you play the Indiana Jones theme music at an archaeological dig like half the people reach for their phones

[jazzhandsmcleg]

#the other half reach for their phones if you play the jurassic park theme

[voredremoth-deactivated20171231]

There are only two genders: Jurassic Park and Indiana Jones

[theinturnetexplorer]

what a deal.

[vulturesinvividcolor]

And then your hip would break because their medical staff is garage and they don’t have the same regulations as over so no you’re back to square one you fucking tool

[ksylofonimandariini]

that is american propaganda used to justify their lack of a working healthcare system. it’s not true and even if it was what good would having slightly better healthcare do if it’s only accessible by the richest members of society?

[valendeln]

You absolute fucking clown. Lmao

[eternal-fractal]

Damn. Spains healthcare sure isnt garage like they said

[dasseinhundin]

[j0skik-deactivated20210817]

God Americans are so fucking brainwashed like seriously imagine thinking a first world country in Europe of all places is medically inferior, the patriot brain rot is strong

[redroadtoadventure]

The rich have spent the entire history of the United States selling the lie of American exceptionalism to the population in order to keep fleecing the brainwashed and stop us from correcting their corruption.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[karadin]

we are fucked

and the powers that be want us to remain fucked

so they can make more money than they can spend in a lifetime for themselves and their heirs

that’s fucked

[iskwekan]

everyone always talks about how link (and sometimes link and zelda) are lgbt all at once but what about morticia and gomez. bi4bi. t4t straight couple. butch/femme couple. a drag queen and his devoted husband. “is it a boy or a girl?” “It’s an ADDAMS!” I mean CMON people 

[onlycosmere]

The Stormlight Archive: Secret History

(video by nathanthecatlady)

[iconicanemone]

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

Sticky hand wall update

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

Yep… totally fine…

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

Update the third.

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

True love is happening on the sticky hand wall.

[lastvalyrian]

hand in unlovable hand

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

he knows we know

they don’t know this is a meme here and that we are funnier than them

we hide in plain sight

[eunnieboo]

pink in the night

[sourcherrymagiks]

If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me

[kingjinxii]

also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!

[thisismyusernamedealwithit-deac]

This is adorable

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[weedass]

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

[bob-belcher]

Can I open my eyes yet? I want to see my babies in their costumes.

[roseofithaca]

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

[sweetiepie08]

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

[ranty9000]

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.

[firelordderpy]

“Jesus!”

“How can I help you my child?”

“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”

“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”

“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”

“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”

[tardigradetheking]

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

[hetalihell]

France flirts with people because if he's flirted with he will get ridiculously flustered pass it on

[freckledskittles]

I see this headcanon and raise you a: If he’s flirted with, he will forget any French and resort to English, which tells everyone around him that he has fallen H A R D

[fanofspooky]

I hadn’t seen the full version of this 😂

[gauntletqueen]

GW2 is a good game with good writing

[sludgebones]

If I may

[sinunamor]

the voice actor for English dub romano did his best Marlon Brando impression in the Industrial Revolution episode and my life feels

SO COMPLETE LMAOOOOO

[freckledskittles]

Hold up.,..,.,english dub when now