Fight Me.

[puyopuyo]

*minces garlic so good you fall in love with me*

[invaderxan]

[advanced-procrastination]

I always see the first three panels and think “is this supposed to sound ridiculous? Bc I would love this”, completely forgetting about the last panel, which i then scroll down to and proceed to lose my shit

[owarim]

[ambris]

Please, never let this meme die.

[silkirose]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

[wizardshark]

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

[tlirsgender]

Wearing a mask slaps actually. My face is Not Exposed and I don't have to perform facial expressions for neurotypicals as much

[oldladyatthefarmersmarket]

I mouthed "bitch" at a rude old woman and she'll never know

[skellydun]

when you remember you're technically an adult and have to make big grown-up decisions that can alter your life completely but at the same time you really don't feel like an adult and just want to lay down

[earthdad]

if you suck one titty of a girl’s and don’t suck the other titty that’s just bad manners

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I've literally never stopped thirsting for hot topic type hoes.

[chaoschalcedony]

You will NEEEEEEVVVVVEEERRRRRR get a big tiddy goth gf

[chaoschalcedony]

Sorry this was needlessly cruel, I am trying to change this aspect about myself please be patient, I'm sure there is a big tiddy goth gf out there for you king 😔

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I've been settling for Anthropologie type hoes. It's not the same. They doesn't even have any knives.

[chaoschalcedony]

[heedra]

maybe this is just the ‘growing up relatively poor’ speaking but like why do some people like NEED disneyland to be open to simulate an area where they can enjoy themselves. just grab a popsicle from the gas station and go hop around on some abandoned piles of concrete behind the softball pitch smh

[ourravenboys]

[id-888]

*is stressed and sad* *makes a purchase* *is ok for 9 hours maybe*

[everythingfox]

Perfect spot

(via)

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[pileofknives]

Actually Einstein would love and think that a scientist turning himself into a pickle as the funniest fucking thing he’s ever seen

[baby-turtle-duck]

Headcannon that, at some point, Zuko gets a pet turtle duck.

He names it Dragon, and calls it his favorite advisor (Sokka is absolutely mortified, he’s losing to a bird).

Dragon follows Zuko to every single meeting and will bite anyone who is rude to him, causing meetings to be a lot more civil from then on.

Occasionally, when somebody’s being especially stupid, he’ll consult with Dragon.

Zuko: What do you think?

Dragon: *quack*

Zuko: Right. Well, the duck thinks that’s stupid so we’re not going to do that.

(Also, he sometimes refers to it as The Dragon of the West, and Iroh is delighted)

[secondclassvines]

[surprisebitch]

the accuracy, music choice, smoothly transitioned comedic timing, facial expressions.. this is Oscar-worthy

[softlygasping]

Zuko hasn't had any socialization with kids his age until he joins the gaang, and fire nation royalty aren't really ones to make jokes, so uncle irohs jokes are really the only sense of humor zuko has been exposed to and he thinks that's just what "funny" is

My point is that zuko thinks that Sokka is hilarious

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[khadij-al-kubra]

Honestly, 200% valid reaction 

[queerynotfound]

What a fucking mood