Your Local Garlic Bread And Meme Dealer

Hi I’m Fred. If found in the woods approach with caution and provide garlic bread. Any pronouns, queer gender fluid. Main languages are German and English. 18+, in university

[mysharona1987]

The most haunting YouTube comment I have ever seen.

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

But Carrie was always meant to be out of touch.

Best review I can give of the ridiculous writing here.

[raccoonmilf]

follow up to a previous ask, how do we know raccoons can’t be trans?

also devastating news that raccoons can’t be lesbians :(

We know (to the best of our knowledge) that raccoons can’t be trans because 1) unlike animals such as ducks and some types of fish raccoons do not possess the ability to physically transition and 2) while raccoons have emotions that are far more complex than say a cat or a dog, they do not (to our knowledge) have the emotional complexity to understand gender roles, dysphoria, or gender identity.

Now, as far as the lack of lesbian raccoons goes, I was devastated at first as well. However, I reminded myself that not all relationships need to be sexual and/or romantic to be meaningful and interesting. And relationship dynamics between female raccoons are so incredibly interesting! Raccoon culture travels though females, mother-daughter relationships are incredibly strong and often last long past when raccoons should typically leave their mothers, and female raccoons paired in captivity can and do bond very closely.

[titsay]

[mayor-louis]

Oh no he's sad. :(

[mysharona1987]

[bipolar4autistic]

So we’ve all read unlikely animal companions by now right. Like I don’t need to keep promoting the hollanova squirting fic I wrote called unlikely animal companions because we’ve all read it and commented right.

[faustique]

words can't explain how much i love when someone says "this reminded me of you" about the things i love

[deltaomicronfive]

Hi. I'm Deejay, a black trans writer who is housing vulnerable and I'm just tryna survive a weird change of income after turning a job down for lack of accommodation for my disabilityand schedule.

I'm hyper focused on rent. Especially after some fatigue spells after a ptsd episode.

It is due June 7th.

My fee is 432 before I renew.

Cash and pay are both agenderdread.

V_nmo is deejwalker365.

Kofi is forwardalways21.

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[deltaomicronfive]

Black agender poet from the Chicagoland area Individual poems on the posts section!

Donate to Support DJ's Fresh Start After Leaving an Unsafe Home, organized by D'Wight Walker

Hey y'all. I am making this post for rent and a few bills. Someti… D'Wight Walker needs your support for Support DJ's Fresh Start After Leav

Please help bruh. Nothing makes any sense anymore. Im in a food desert, I need money for milk bread and eggs and I feel like every other need is gonna push me behind. Im busy with my case manager handling a stalker this week. Please help me stay secure?

[deltaomicronfive]

Hey yall! Im so grateful rent got together!!! I was even able to pay a few bills ahead!!!

But atm my foodstamps are still awaiting renewal.

Can you please help a black doll get some food?

Lil goal for 75

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[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I keep thinking about harpies

[titsay]

let's hunt with mama

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i think what makes tumblr great now is that nobody gives a shit? Like, there is NOTHING to be gained from being on here except the pure joy of making stuff for people and with people?

If you're on twitter or threads or reddit, and you say, "Oh, I had a terrible experience with Delta Airlines. They canceled my flight and then booked me into a hotel room with a stranger," and you tag Delta, there's a chance Delta Airlines itself will come and apologize. Maybe even give you some SkyMiles or something.

But if you complain about a terrible airline experience on tumblr, all you can hope for is that someone might come along and write slash fiction about two guys who get booked into the same hotel room by Delta Airlines.

You can't gain social capital by being here. Nobody knows who you even ARE because your user name is, like, some randomly generated phrase or else an obscure reference to hockey sex books.

I'm not saying it's perfect, of course. It's a super toxic hellsite that eats the ashes of its former self to survive. But it beats twitter any day, and not only because twitter is owned by a raving mad white supremacist fuckchild.

[dogpuppy]

[cannibalchicken]

[crawfishcomic]

Mappa Mundi

[goth-queen]