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Three Goblin Art
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@freemtariphe
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I have neither girlfriend nor boyfriend and do not desire one. Should I nevertheless aquire one I will send them to you if you want.
do i really have so much rizzless bisexual energy that we are now offering to crowdsource a relationship
So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.
Stay with me.
We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.
I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.
It is in no way a collectorās item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyoneās decor, because the colors in it are garish. Itās just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.
(How do we know the pirate is gay if heās just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. Thereās an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)
Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.
My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandmaās house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. Sheād visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.
When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmotherās house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.
We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.
Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.
The three of us look at each other. We donāt say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.
I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.
Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and āYou FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATEāā
Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dadās house currently.
But heās trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.
The rules of Gay Pirate Plate are simple by the way.
The plate must be clearly and openly displayed in a place of great prominence whenever it is in your possession. When it is not in your possession, the display piece must remain in place. This is where you would put your gay pirate plate, IF YOU HAD ONE.
No active steps may be taken to prevent the theft of the Gay Pirate Plate. That goes against the spirit of the game, as does attempting to hide it.
The plate MUST be stolen and cannot be gifted or removed with permission. Should you witness attempted theft of the Gay Pirate Plate you are required to intervene and return it to its place.
Every time your sibling successfully absconds with the Gay Pirate Plate, you must respond with indignant fury, as if you have not also repeatedly and blatantly stolen the Gay Pirate Plate.
WOE
PLATE BE UPON YE
STATUS UPDATE
I texted this image to my family at around 2am their time last night and woke up to appropriately indignant messages about theft, betrayal, etc.
nothing could have prepared me for how gay the gay pirate plate was
have you ever tried meat other than the chicken/turkey/pork/beef/fish big four?
bison
venison
waterfowl (including duck, duck, goose)
another land bird (quail, ostrich, etc)
whale
gator
dog
horse
some kind of exotic seafood (pufferfish, eel, octopus, etc)
insects
multiple/other
no I haven't
I'm curious. I've had bison, venison, ostrich, gator, eel, octopus, and mealworms
Horse - sausages and liver, don't remember if I had actual cuts
Goat - my family used to own them, if they hit adolescence they can have quite a tang
Duck, goose - various cuts
Ostrich - eggs and patƩ
Squid and some seafood, but nothing exotic.
Does sheep go on this list? I tried it and hated it.
yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she canāt even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that sheāll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say āsuch a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone elseā¦ā and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-
did she just win.
I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!
wait wait wait stew goblin wait
get ready for the wedding
the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. Thatās just kind of the main road weāve got
I'm developing a curiosity and interest in fiber arts, someone please stop me before it's too late
Girl help the fibercrafters who live in my phone are calling out to me like the sirens of legend, entreating me to dash myself upon the rocks of Having A Yarn Stash
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the fight is harder each year.
gotta keep going because nothing ever stops.
you deserve to be new and whole.
Can someone explain whatās happening besides someone being reborn?
In the first comic, which is from the Warriorās point of view, the Warrior has defeated the Monster, who jeers that there will always be another Monster to fight. The Monster dissolves into mist, leaving another tiny, baby Monster in its place. The Warrior picks up this helpless new baby Monster and carries it away. They will try again and do better this time.
In the second comic, which is from the Monsterās point of view, the Monster says that this has to happen; it canāt come with the Warrior, and there will always be another.Ā It tells the Warrior to use what they have learned to fight.Ā It wants to die knowing that the Warrior has hope for the future.Ā It dissolves into mist, and the exhausted Warrior collapses. The new baby Monster comes and brings the Warrior some water in a leaf.Ā Because we are reading this in the Monsterās voice, we realize that it is a new Monster, but also somehow, magically, the same.Ā We also see that the Monster is not inherently evil.Ā It is only very strong, and inevitable.
The third comic is a dialogue between the Monster and the Warrior.Ā The Warrior is exhausted and horrifically wounded. The Monster is also horribly maimed.Ā They are both dying. The Warrior doesnāt want to fight anymore.Ā The Monster tells them to rest and heal. The Warrior hands over their amulet, and we see the Monsterās paw become a hand just before they both dissolve into mist.Ā It clears, revealingĀ that the Monster has turned into a beautiful humanoid, who says they will take care of the new baby monster the Warrior has turned into.Ā The two have changed roles.Ā The Warrior takes up the former Warriorās gear and strides into the new year with the new baby Monster riding on their shoulders.
It is a beautiful, ruthless, hopeful metaphor about keeping up the good fight, year after year, even when we are worn down, and how we can still face the new year with hope and light, no matter how painful the last one was, and how it is okay to rest if we canāt fight.
"Um," said the fairy. "Choose something else."
Rosamund hesitated. It was, she had to admit, the first time she had ever been given a wish, so she wasn't an expert with this sort of thing, but she felt that this was not part of the typical script. "Sorry," she said. "Is that not allowed?"
The fairy grimaced. When it spoke, its voice came out pained and stressed. "Y-y-y-e-e-e-no," it sighed at last, dragonfly wings sagging. "No, technically no, it's not not allowed, but-" It suddenly brightened. "How about gold? Can't go wrong with gold. Gold's a good wish."
Rosamund frowned. This was really not going the way she expected at all. "Excuse me-"
"Beauty, that's a good one too, beauty's always popular," it went on. "And if there's a ball nearby tonight I can probably-"
"Excuse me!"
The wand was twiddled in chitinous fingers. "Right," the fairy said, sounding scolded. "Sorry, it's just..." Its voice trailed off.
Her grandmother's clock chimed midnight from the mantelpiece.
Then - "I'm sorry," it said, not daring to look up, "I know it's not fair, but - you know what I am. You know what we do to wishes. If you wished for wealth I'd have to turn your hair into silver, so youād have to tear every strand out of your head before you could spend it. We can't help it. It's what we do. The cost of a wish is that you get what you want, but you don't get it the easy way.
"So if you wish for a child, it'll be - strange. Twisted, somehow. Made of pine or marzipan or have the head of a hedgehog. That's the cost of a wish-child; you'll get the child you wished for, but it'll never be - right."
Rosamund waited to see if there was anything else. She felt a sting to her pride when she realized there wasn't. "Is that all?" she said. "I wouldn't care what I got-"
"You all say that," the fairy said. "You all say you wouldn't care what you got. You all say it, and you really believe it, until the neighbours sneer at you and your hedgehog child for too long, or your back aches because your thumb-high child can't help you in the fields, or your pine child kicks and bites and won't obey, and then you think, 'This isn't the way it was supposed to be,' and then..."
The fairy stopped and looked into Rosamundās eyes. It was a beautiful thing, all glittering carapace and iridescent wings, but just for an instant it looked terribly, terribly old.
"I'm sorry," it said. "But I'm tired of making unloved children."
"I will give my life for this child," she replies in one world. "By my love or by my flesh and blood."
"So be it," the fairy replies. "You will keep your word."
And in one version of that world, she proves the fairy's fears wrong. She loves her hedgehog, thumb-high, surly pine child with all her heart. The child grows knowing it is wanted and loved. It grows knowing it always has a home, that it belongs.
In another version of that world, Rosamund fails. On the evening she gives up, the fairy finds her. "You promised," it says. In that world, the fairy takes her flesh and blood for the child, crafts it a body that will belong. And Rosamund becomes a soft pine doll, waiting to be loved, waiting to be real.
In this world, in either version, the child grows up happy and belonging.
In another world, the fairy's ancient grief stabs Rosamund deeper than her pride. "Where are these children?" she asks, horrified.
"Many are long-dead," the fairy replies.
"But not all. Take me to them."
"Is that your wish?" the fairy asks.
"If it must be."
In one version of this world, the fairy brings her to a household with a prickly, hedgehog daughter. The girl's mother cries, "How can I love her if I cannot hold her?"
"You were given a gift!" Rosamund roars in this world. "Give her to me if you are too cowardly to love her."
Rosamund takes the daughter and gently holds the girl's hands. "You deserve so much more than you've received."
"Are there more?" Rosamund asks the fairy once the girl has fallen asleep.
"Yes."
"Take me to them."
"You haven't even had this child for one night."
"How can I let those children wait? None of them deserve such pain."
In another version of this world, the fairy refuses. "You do not know what you ask."
"And you don't know what you've begun," Rosamund replies. She leads a crusade to find the fae children, to save them.
She lavishes the children with praise and love, but the story becomes twisted. Such brave children they are, daring to live despite such odd lives.
The thumb-high child will never find a spouse, and yet he remains so cheerful. What an inspiration he is.
In another world, Rosamund says, "Let me prove it to you."
"How?" the fairy challenges.
Rosamund does not hesitate. "Marry me. Let me prove I can love the strange and fae. Let me prove my love is stronger than daydreams and gossip. When you believe me, we will make a child together however you wish."
In one version of this world, the fae says, "No. Choose another wish."
"No," Rosamund replies. And the two remain locked in stalemate and the story never ends.
In another version of this world, the fae sighs. "Is that your wish?"
"No. My wish is unchanged, but I am willing to wait for your approval. I wait for bread to rise and rain to fall. Waiting on you for a child will be no hardship."
"And if I never approve?"
"You will."
And in this version, Rosamund and the fae are wed. Rosamund's friends and family harry her with concern. Her meager wealth dwindles as fewer are willing to buy the bread she bakes for fear of her spouse's enchantments.
"Do you regret this yet?" the fairy asks.
"When I was cold last week, you draped a cloak of cobwebs around my shoulders and I stopped shivering. How could I regret such kindness?"
After a long period without rain and the village drives them both out, the fairy asks again, "do you regret this yet?"
"When we had too little to drink, you collected the dew from every blade of grass around our home so we did not thirst. How could I regret such clever diligence?"
And when Rosamund falls deeply ill after too many nights sleeping exposed to every chilled breeze, the fairy presses its cool brow to her burning one and asks, "how do you not regret this yet?"
Rosamund weakly brushes her fingertips along the fairy's cheek. "You're crying for me. How can I possibly regret being loved by you? I told you my love is greater than hardship."
"This is not how these stories go," the fairy argues.
"I'm human," Rosamund says with a cough. "I twisted it."
In one version of this world where the fairy said "yes" to Rosamund's proposal, she dies, and the fairy collects another regret.
In another version, it carries Rosamund home beneath the hill and heals her. Then, together, they make and raise a child.
And that child is deeply, unconditionally loved.
when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you
I love the concept of sutures. Like there was a time in history where someone looked at a wound that could not close on its own, that nature itself had deemed to be lethal, and just went "well how about I just sew it close fuck you."
If nature didn't want us flipping it off, it shouldn't have given us fingers.
"I'm just a girlāŗļøš„°ššš šŗš·š¦" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?
*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*
Thereās actually a lot of history regarding the development writing systems and why there are different visual representations of numerals, but the short answer is: itās regional, and you probably picked up how to make your numbers look based on your parents or your primary school teachers
Hello, I also do this! I learned it from my mom (nurse), but thereās another, more important reason it persists in my handwriting habits.
In fourth grade I briefly stopped and my math grade immediately dropped because my teacher, my parents, and even my siblings were reading my ā7sā as ā1s.ā No, it was not my handwriting. They were distinct characters when they were written side by side. Being corrected on something that wasnāt incorrect in the first place was annoying and a huge waste of time because I was constantly told to redo work.
I changed the way I wrote ā1sā and switched back to dashing my ā7sā and still do it to this day because of how annoying and unfair the situation was, to the point that the font I commissioned based off of my handwriting has it as well.
Itās for clarity, and others reinforced it. Hope this helps.
I learned from my mother + my teacher noted that's fine and acceptable, just like writing 4 as Ч. It makes the number more distinct when writing fast and less likely to be mistaken for a different number.
I am now regularly helping my nephew with his maths homework and, let me say, the number of times I couldn't make out if a number is 1 or 7, or 4 or 9 is plain ridiculous. I also regularly have to remind him to make the top line on 6 longer so it's not mistaken for 0.
So, yeah. It's about readability of numbers, especially when writing fast.
In your old London loft, you find an old spoon, and a letter from 1897 claiming the chimney makes objects vanish. When you drop the spoon and a note down the chimney as a joke, they disappear without a sound. The next morning, a bewildered reply arrives from 1897, demanding an explanation.