IT'S OUR DESTINY

YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND INSIDE ME!

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[flerpdederp]

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BLOG

[bunchofdoodlesinspace]

I reblogged something similar to this a while ago but again:

if you support pedophilia,

kindly get the fuck off of my blog.

Thanks.

[princet-ofthe-rivers]

I reblog these regularly.

STAY OFF MY BLOOOOOOG

[littlebabiebear]

Shoo fly, don’t bother me👋🏾

[fragilelikeabomb0106]

Pedophilia is not welcome in the LGBTQ+ community nor are MAPs or pedophilia apologizers welcome on any of my blogs. If you support pedophilia, unfollow me. My blog is a safe space but I will not tolerate the sexualization of children.

[tf2-headcanons-and-scenarios]

I’m reblogging this here because I want this blog to be a safe space for people to enjoy.

Anyone who supports pedophilia or is a pedophile in any way, shape or form REGARDLESS OF ANY REASONS/EXCUSES, please kindly get the fuck away from this blog, just unfollow me straight away. I do not tolerate your kind here, and you should be ashamed of trying to justify the sexualisation of children even for a S E C O N D.

Also just to clarify this one specific point: Pedophilia and pedophiles are NOT AND WILL NEVER BE IN OR ASSOCIATED WITH THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

Edit: Before I forget, if any of you are in any way, shape or form, a pedophile, turn yourself in at your nearest police station because you don’t deserve to roam free on the streets.

[lostmarblehornets]

I may have just started this blog but this will not STAND

Seriously though, if you think you are welcomed on this blog, you’re not. Sorry, but you make me feel unsafe so..

[wandershot2]

GTFO OF MY BLOG IF YOU DO!

[awkwardemodnptrashofasgard]

I just can’t scroll pass without reblogging!! IF YOU SUPPORT PEDOPHILES/PEDOPHILIA OR IS A PEDOPHILE PLEASE GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BLOG!!!!!!!!

[liongrl321]

PEDOPHILES BE FUCKING GONE

LIKE, GET THE FCK OUT

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

[notthesodaa]

GO EW GET AWAY

[a-rather-large-group-of-fags-de]

It’s not a fucking mental illness either

Idk man, call me ignorant if you want, but I stand by my statement

[anxiousposting]

I’m reblogging on all my blogs

[kennymccormick-offical]

theres no way people actually believe that right

[weirdly-gay-potion-maker]

…

I

If I lose any followers

[ho-ho-homosxual]

PLEASE FOR STARS SAKE GET OUT IF YOU SUPPORT THAT SHIT

[stories-i-guess]

To all those about to unfollow me as you should

I want you to openly admit it

send me an ask

tell me that you’re doing it

feel free to insult me even

but I want you to show your face.

Or at least, the closest thing to it on this website. Your blog name.

That way we’ll all know just who and what you are.

[menace2mysleep]

please leave my blog if you’re a pedophile or anything that is viewed negatively by the majority of the populace like racism, sexism, being homophobic, or anything else along those lines

thank you and goodbye

[ineedbettershittodo]

pedos, begone from my blog. I alrd have a DNI in my description telling u to not interact, but istg, if any pedos are following me.

[the-figure-offical]

…

[h0wdidig3there]

BEGONE GROSS CREEPIES!

[mcchuggychara]

If you fucking… i ccant even find a slur hurtful enough to use.

Just get the fuck out if you are one, filthy childfuckers.

[justcall-me-max]

Hey, you want to fuck a child? You deserve the meat grinder, the wood chipper. Oh and get off my blog you ugly fucking freak. You’re right dude, I can’t find a word hateful enough for how much I despise people like that. You make me want to rip my insides out, fuck off and die

[blue-knuckles]

if u think pedophillia a kink fucking unfollow me because i will never accept people like you

[weird-deird-gaster]

If ye be believin’ pedophilia to be a kink, get yer ass offa me ship. Ye’ve not a single friend here.

[argon-offical]

rb if you hate ai

[artificially-generated-offical]

Why does everyone hate me-

[lloyd-garmadon-kisser]

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

[maros1198]

Hey Howdy Hey! In honor of Friend Inside Me, I am doing a collage of all the OCs based off woody theory.

This will be the image that will be extended to fit, if I get permission. If not, It will be made fully original.

[maros1198]

I forgot to specify. Reblog this post with your Friend Inside Me OC, and I will include them. currently on the approved list: the original @worlds-stupidest-egg - the person who inspired me to do this Poostablook - Pete n' VB (cool person) @oopsislippedandlostallmyaccounts - Milloin. @friendinsideme10 - another inspiration. @the-mercair - Woostern. @theenemyoutsideyou - the Corresponding opposite of Friend inside me. without them, there would be no friend inside. @askthesecretguysfromdeltarune2 - the Friend and Friend inside me takes. @mrchaosmanthereal - Friend enjoyer deluxe edition @friend-inside-the-officalverse - Friend inside me

[friend-inside-the-officalverse]

{They're just Pete 'n VB. I genuinly forgot I had this account.}

[infcdele-a-deactivated20220411]

Hey, Hey, L I S T E N

here, on this blog, you do not need permission to slip into my asks. just do it. even if we haven’t interacted before. even if you’ve sent 10 already. send me more. i love getting asks (in character or out of character) and yeah, i’m slow as fuck, but i promise you i will get to them. have at it, fill my inbox with memes or impromptu starters or just tell me how your day is going. it really doesn’t matter. just go ahead and do it. i promise, i don’t get annoyed seeing the same people in my inbox, actually it makes me happy because yAY MORE INTERACTIONS. so just do it.

[ayagdos]

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[moonfox-mumbles]

‼️ DO NOT TAKE THIS SURVEY ‼️

[pt: DO NOT TAKE THIS SURVEY]

The Same Dark Money Behind Project 2025 Is Bankrolling A Northwestern Study Recruiting Trans Kids

Project 2025 outright calls on conservatives to fund and manufacture more “studies” on the “negative” effects of trans-affirming care.

[reishi-with-the-shorks]

guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress

[gus-offical]

@tagging-officals-offical

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Y'all have no chance unless Satan gets involved so y'all might as well give up hahaha

[the-color-orange-offical]

is it not the nature of humanity to attempt the impossible?

@nug-offical-deactiv @chill-lesbian2013 @orange-offical @skyan-official @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @chartreuse-official @pegz-and-rexy-offical @potasium-offical @orange-morphsuit-guy-offical @the-colour-green-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @wawa-offical

and for the heck of it

@satan-offical

[chartreuse-official]

i commented like a hundred times but forgot to reblog this

whoops

i dont feel like tagging people so ummm if youre seeing this please reblog i need to see them in a maid dress im invested

[coolgamerdude92-offical]

when the

when the

when the

when

uh

when the light is shining through

and the shadows start to grow

[pipis-official]

And the places that you know

[the-man-behind-the-tree-offical]

[* Seem like faantacy]

[dark-fountain-offical]

There's a light inside your soul

[friend-inside-the-officalverse]

That's still shining in the cold

[william-srane-offical]

I’m bored, I want a friend inside me

I mean, I’m a god for Jona’s sake!

I should be able to do something with all this power!

…

Wait a minute.

@7-eleven-offical @7-eleven-offical-evil @quiktrip-offical @evil-pukicho-real-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical @definitely-ao3-offical-offical @knife-roomba-offical @evil-man-offical @jojamart-offical @plague-doctor--offical @bill-cipher-offical @lemon-shark-offical @evil-callie-plush-offical @evil-ant-offical @roaring-knight-offical @toaster-waffle-offical @19521chaos @fall3n-angel-offical @copyright-offical @cari-the-kirby @pretty-evil-pukicho-offical @trans-cousin-offical @themicroweman @milehicon-offical @killer-offical @inferno-the-skywing @sans-the-skeleconch @mrevilvillanplotman-offical @mrevilvillanplotman-officol

[friend-inside-the-officalverse]

ARE Y'ALL HEARIN WHAT I'M HEARIN?????

[actionmemeplay]

► reblog to let your mutuals know that... YOUR RP BLOG IS NOT TIME-SENSITIVE!

...That there is NO time limit or expiration date on asks, memes or threads.

...That your partners NEVER need to feel they have to apologise for not responding to a thread or ask yet.

...That you welcome replies to "OLD" threads and memes, even if they've been sitting quietly untouched for weeks or months.

...That there is NEVER any pressure or obligation for your partners to reply until they feel the drive and enthusiasm to do so.

...That YOU will happily respond to things at YOUR OWN leisure, and you would like your partners to feel comfortable doing the same.

Not everybody enjoys running their blog this way and that's a-okay. But removing the idea that RP interactions are something that can "expire" or that the asks in your inbox have an unspoken "due-date", takes the pressure off of both your partners and yourself and can help bust feelings of stress/anxiety from the hobby. Reblog to let your partners know that you're just jazzed to receive new writing from them, whenever it comes.

[but-will-it-be-famous]

Hello.

This Is My Blog.

But Will It Be Famous?

This Is My Intro.

Call Me Star.

Any Pronouns Work.

The Goal:

Get @satan-offical To Follow This Account.

The Side Goal:

Get Other Officals/Officals To Follow This.

What Will I Post: My Thoughts, Updates, Reblogs

How Many Officials Can I Collect? (The True Question.)

My Asks Are Open For : Account Requests, Questions, Updates, Etc.

If You Send An Ask In Character: I Love It And Will Reply With The Same Energy

I Will Take Any Fandom To Heart.

Will Join Any One.

Just Ask.

So...

This Is My Blog.

But Will It Be Famous?

The Score

Officals/Officials: 51

Lovelies: 36

@satan-offical: No(t Yet)

The Collection

https://www.tumblr.com/but-will-it-be-famous/816413576054128640/thecollection?source=share

[bone-randomiser-offical]

Yo

[friend-inside-the-officalverse]

Guys

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

@ whole of the officalverse. Kys, all of you. No regrets, no apologies. Four years to do it yourselves - then I'm going on a hunt.

[dark-fountain-offical]

Man,

[pipis-official]

What

[the-man-behind-the-tree-offical]

Did we

[bone-randomiser-offical]

Even

[friend-inside-the-officalverse]

Do?

[ultrafacts]

According to the CDC, in 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening. Drowning does not look like drowning—Dr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guard’s On Scene magazine, described the Instinctive Drowning Response like this:

“Except in rare circumstances, drowning people are physiologically unable to call out for help. The respiratory system was designed for breathing. Speech is the secondary or overlaid function. Breathing must be fulfilled before speech occurs.

Drowning people’s mouths alternately sink below and reappear above the surface of the water. The mouths of drowning people are not above the surface of the water long enough for them to exhale, inhale, and call out for help. When the drowning people’s mouths are above the surface, they exhale and inhale quickly as their mouths start to sink below the surface of the water.

Drowning people cannot wave for help. Nature instinctively forces them to extend their arms laterally and press down on the water’s surface. Pressing down on the surface of the water permits drowning people to leverage their bodies so they can lift their mouths out of the water to breathe.

Throughout the Instinctive Drowning Response, drowning people cannot voluntarily control their arm movements. Physiologically, drowning people who are struggling on the surface of the water cannot stop drowning and perform voluntary movements such as waving for help, moving toward a rescuer, or reaching out for a piece of rescue equipment.

From beginning to end of the Instinctive Drowning Response people’s bodies remain upright in the water, with no evidence of a supporting kick. Unless rescued by a trained lifeguard, these drowning people can only struggle on the surface of the water from 20 to 60 seconds before submersion occurs.”

This doesn’t mean that a person that is yelling for help and thrashing isn’t in real trouble—they are experiencing aquatic distress. Not always present before the Instinctive Drowning Response, aquatic distress doesn’t last long—but unlike true drowning, these victims can still assist in their own rescue. They can grab lifelines, throw rings, etc.

Look for these other signs of drowning when persons are in the water:

Head low in the water, mouth at water level

Head tilted back with mouth open

Eyes glassy and empty, unable to focus

Eyes closed

Hair over forehead or eyes

Not using legs—vertical

Hyperventilating or gasping

Trying to swim in a particular direction but not making headway

Trying to roll over on the back

Appear to be climbing an invisible ladder

So if a crew member falls overboard and everything looks OK—don’t be too sure. Sometimes the most common indication that someone is drowning is that they don’t look like they’re drowning. They may just look like they are treading water and looking up at the deck. One way to be sure? Ask them, “Are you all right?” If they can answer at all—they probably are. If they return a blank stare, you may have less than 30 seconds to get to them. And parents—children playing in the water make noise. When they get quiet, you get to them and find out why.

Source/article: [x]

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

[mermaibee]

BOOST FOR THE SUMMER. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

[1q8njk-deactivated20221112]

Can I just say thank you to OP for putting such a detailed description on this?

I’ve been a lifeguard for 6 years now and of all the saves I’ve done, maybe two or three had people drowning in the stereotypical thrashing style. And even those, like the save I made last weekend, it was exactly like OP describes where the person’s head is going in and out of the water but it isn’t long enough to get any air. Mostly you recognize drowning by the look on someone’s face. If someone looks wide eyed and terrified or confused, chances are they’re drowning. That look of “oh shit” is pretty easily recognizable. And even if you can’t tell for sure: GO AFTER THEM ANYWAY. I’ve done “saves” where a kid was pretending to drown and I mistook it for real drowning, but that’s preferable to a kid ACTUALLY drowning.

Also please remember that even strong swimmers can drown if they have a medical emergency, get cramps, or get too tired. If your friend knows how to swim but they’re acting funny get them to land. And even if someone can respond when you ask them if they need help, if they say they do need help? GO HELP THEM.

However . If the victim is a stranger, I can’t recommend trying to get them. Lifeguards literally train to escape “attacks,” because people who are drowning can freak the fuck out and grab you and make YOU drown as well. If you do go in after someone, take hold of them from the back and talk to them the whole time. IF YOU ARE GRABBED: duck down into the water as low as you can get. The person is panicking and won’t want to go under water and should release you. Shove up at their hands and push them away from you as you duck under. Don’t die trying to save someone else.

Please guys, read and memorize this post. Not all places have lifeguards. Being able to recognize drowning is such an important skill to have and you can save someone’s life.

[inspector-loki]

Just incase!

[witchofobsession-deactivated202]

In a water park once, I was suddenly grabbed by a child and he dragged me under the water without warning. I was going to get angry with him when I resurfaced because I thought he was being an ass, until I looked at him go back in and out hyperventilating the entire time. I grabbed him under his arms and began trying to drag him out while screaming for the lifeguard.

When the lifeguard got us both out, a woman came running down and accused me of harming him and said he had been completely fine in the water. That there was no reason to drag him out of there. The lifeguard had to explain to her that her son had been drowning, to which her response was to say that she didn’t hear him call for help.

People seriously need to learn the signs.

[princedrewwrites]

http://spotthedrowningchild.com/ really demonstrates how easy it is to miss drowning 

[pipis-official]

As these years go by, I will never die.

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

You shure? Because I can change that.

[pipis-official]

How did that go last time?

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Ill have you know last time we fought I didn't even have my powers for a week. Ive learned a LOT since last time!

[copyright-offical]

Oh sans.

You’re gonna see it’s our destiny.

@pipis-official

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

What do you mean destiny??????

@pipis-official

[copyright-offical]

Friend inside me

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

What?????????????

[copyright-offical]

Don’t worry about it Sans

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

???????

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

friend inside me

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

WHO THE $@#& IS THAT!?

[pukichoukicho]

fririennd insdieee meeee

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

WHAT!? Who the hell are you!?

[evil-the-one-and-only-piper]

friend inside me

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Even you!?

WHO IS HE!?

[forgotten-offical]

Da

The friendl inside me

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

AGH! PLEASE JUST TELL ME WHO HE IS ALREADY!

[friend-inside-the-officalverse]

THAT WOULD BE ME, PARTNER!