King of the dice goblins

Hi I'm Tiz. Them/They | 25 | Asexual Panromanic. Punk and tired. Current Obsession: DND and TTRPGs. I like horror, practical effects and fuzzy blankets This is just a personal blog that I'll probably use mostly for reblogging misc things I like. S̶e̶c̶r̶e̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶r̶u̶s̶h̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶K̶u̶r̶t̶ ̶W̶a̶g̶n̶e̶r.̶

[friend-shaped-eldritch-horrors]

Should I start a side blog for my critical role content?

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I made a side blog for my nonsense @the-punkrock-punk-rock

[jjmk-jjmk]

✨Merry christmas and happy new year! o(^▽^)o✨

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may you one day soon find the courage to open the tubberware container in the back of the fridge inshallah

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HAPPY 2026!!! 🥳🎉🥳

i am giving you official permission to toss out all the gross food in your fridge, containers and all!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thanks to tumblr the phrase "loyal eunuch" has entered my vocabulary and is being applied egregiously. phone got lost in the bedsheets and I murmured, instinctively, beloved eunuch where arst thou?

out loud. to my fucking phone. you people did this to me

[misspelledwitch]

i know i just reblogged this but i just looked in the notes

gaud what the fuck is a phone condom

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well u know in this day and age of charging cord "compatibility" aka unprecedented promiscuity it's important to wrap it before you snap it (into the porn)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

PORT INTO THE PORT

PORT!!!!!

wrap your phone before you snap the public charger into the PORT!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not my circus however the monkeys appear to be holding me hostage

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

[mejwh]

[friend-shaped-eldritch-horrors]

I wish I could get isekai-ed

[gaudygreebles]

Get jolly with it

[daggerfall]

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

[spideymoth]

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its JULY quit reblogging this!!!!!

[high-fructose-porn-syrup]

it’s decemer now yuo know what that mean’s

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[stele3]

ANOTHER cis guy with the power to joke about trans-ness.

[wagnetic]

#an innovative new twist on healing cock?

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[angelofdykeness]

I FOUND IT THANK GOD this video is so important

[blue-eyes-white-cheddar]

This is real and here is the patent. Nonconsensual data collection is detailed in column #4 on page 17.

[paper-mario-wiki]

i fucking LOVE this dude (FLESH SIMULATOR is the name of his accounts). all of his videos are full of information and tips like this, and he always has loud industrial tone music mixed poorly over him speaking to make it impossible to create a clean AI copy of his voice.

[cheruib]

mutuals im manifesting the softest and most tender august for all of you

[kukoshka]

Lyrics from ‘Cassandra’ by Florence + The Machine

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[blueboxbeagle]

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

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[ms-cellanies]

MAKE UNIONS GREAT AGAIN.  That is the only way that workers can finally receive the salaries they deserve.  The reality is that businesses CANNOT SUCCEED WITHOUT EMPLOYEES.  

WORKERS UNITE.